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i was born in february

i wasn't born on christmas

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“Blue,” I say, blue like the crisp sky before it rains, blue like the harsh light bouncing off these walls.

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this is the weirdest live action remake i've seen in my life

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Things to do with a glass water bottle:

Tap the outside of it while it's empty to see if you can make a little ringing sound

Fill it up and feel secure in it's capacity to inflict others with blunt force trauma

Take it on a walk

Introduce it to a fish

Store water for the inevitable apocalypse

Engage in impromptu water bottle ritualistic combat

Threaten a lawn gnome

Use it to drink water

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sometimes you just have to enjoy things through sheer force of will

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im tired of buying salt

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drew this with my left hand bc I broke my thumb

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sometimes it's useful to know what's in the collective imaginary

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i made cookies, they were crumbly.

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ppl be like "send noods" and get all mad when u mail them fettuccine.

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i ated a wrong apple today. it was grainy,,,, too grainyyy... y appl be like this???

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Lads, it's just A WEE BIT WINDY OUTSIDE

*Narrator Voice* That was a lie.

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it turned out ok.

the pepperoni did not speak

ah, yes. the pepperoni will speak to me.