*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*
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♡ when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number” ♡
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My mom tells me to shut up when I laugh. Dont know if its because my laugh is annoying or she doesnt like seeing me happy
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Drinking out of a baby bottle at 19 years old made me realize how much of a loser I am
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Ill never forget getting my first ticket on my birthday…
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Our first child was born last saturday, we were a bit worried how the dog would react when we got home. Needless to say, she digs him.
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All hail.
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It’ll be all over soon buddy
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<3
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yourfunnyzone:
Lol
Im the fork..mhmm yes
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