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This is either going to be extremely prescient or a funny slide in a wedding slideshow, but this dude smells/tastes so bad and I don't know how to fix it :/

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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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Love these two flavors of meta post:

"I know this is an unpopular opinion and no one ever talks about it (thing most people agree on and has been talked about constantly)."

"It's a given that we all agree about (the most unhinged take you've ever seen that literally no one else agrees with or believes)."

Gotta be my favorite guys (gender neutral).

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Endless Fantasy High

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How many sneezes before ER? 🤧

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FAT DUDES

= HOT

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moon snail 🌕

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Born to be a girl who’s curious about everything forced to be a girl who’s scared of trying anything new

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excellent pic choice

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Why do I look like a politician's wife every time I try to look hot 😣

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I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

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From the perspective of a mirror, I present to you: the Titans' resident cutie-pies

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I know we mind our business on the train, but gurl is doing lines literally right across from me at 445 in the afternoon