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thegraveyardmistress replied to your post:"It's been awhile hasn't it?"

"Unfortunately not. It seems like all those fool-hardy enough to visit have died off."

"Call it natural selection, I suppose."

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"It's been awhile hasn't it?"

"Indeed it has. Have trespassers to the theatre been feeding you well?"

//yoooooooooo

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Hellish grinned and shook her head.

"Now, now, Court's wound up too tightly for her own good, so don't mind her. MA can be alright though."

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 Grave too, let out a cackling laugh, which mirrors his insanity.

"Hmph… Hahahahaha! Ha… Can’t argue with that. Yes, I agree. And I like it noisy. But not MA and court… And I don’t care about what are they going to say about my lousiness.

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"Mostly theatre folk, I'd assume? I'd always just get random living people walking in thinking my office is a restroom, or something as equally ridiculous. Either that or someone Court sentenced to death."

"Heavenly means well, but...sometimes he can be a bit of a child."

"Ah, it seems you don’t have that problem then. Lucky."

Hellish looks him up and down. “Pretty sure I don’t see that in a mirror though.”

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"Well, the more, the merrier, am I right?"

Hellish flashed a twisted smile.

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(As Grave)

"What business brought you to my yard, Hellish?"

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eve. has a harem. of adams. she has an adam harem.

adam harem.

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"Ah, it seems you don't have that problem then. Lucky."

Hellish looks him up and down. "Pretty sure I don't see that in a mirror though."

"More like you’re the only version of me that doesn’t."

"You really should pay more attention to what’s going on—anyone could’ve just walked in, you know."

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"What's the matter, Grave? Can't a girl just drop by for no reason?"

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(As Grave)

"What business brought you to my yard, Hellish?"

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"More like you're the only version of me that doesn't."

"You really should pay more attention to what's going on--anyone could've just walked in, you know."

master-of-the-hellish-yardstick started following you

"Okay, seriously, who the fuck is watching the door? How many of me are there that have boobs?"

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Welcome to Evillious, where every ship is incest due to a certain someone fuckung everybody.

dammit eve you can't fuck everyone stop that

it's veno's job to do that i mean really

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sudoun replied to your post:sudoun replied to your post:sudoun replied to your...

too many wormholes

if we look close enough, everyone in evillious is probably related to each other

i blame eve

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sudoun replied to your post:sudoun replied to your post:wait if hellish is...

…….If Nemesis is a Marlon, doesn’t this make Arkie her (infinitely) great uncle?

i was indeed going to mention that

join the evillious fandom everyone we have weird confused kinda-incest

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anirregulargod replied to your post:wait if hellish is nemesis and gallerian is her...

if we’re going by technicalities and saying that Court is a Marlon and therefore Hev is too, then yes. its very very vaguely incest. but not really since its not by blood.

it;s like "you're kinda my nephew because your not-exactly-mother was a doll that my jerk dad thought was my older half-sister"

ye

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sudoun replied to your post:wait if hellish is nemesis and gallerian is her...

teeeechnically yes

jfc two out of three of the people i shipped with hellish are related to her

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USING YOUR NEPHEW AS A BOMB.

Just Nemesis Things (via anirregulargod)

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wait if hellish is nemesis and gallerian is her dad

and court is gally's fake daughter

and heavenly is court's kinda kid

does that make hellish heavenly's aunt

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I’LL FOOKING KILL YE I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

Nemesis Sudou to Gallerian Marlon (via clockworkerelluka)