masterprocrastinatortm
masterprocrastinatortm
✨Procrastinate✨
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Law Student - Scotland/Norway - Struggling
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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things to do when your day's been bad
lie down on the floor beside your bed
take a shower, use the good soap
listen to a song you liked ages ago
write your thoughts out in all caps
draw a head and then 'decorate' that head however you're feeling (I drew a man with a hole for a face. It worked)
listen to a song and try to focus on one (1) instrument at a time, baseline, drums, guitar, another guitar, repeating sound effect
wash your face
take a nap or go to bed early
call someone. tell them about your horrible day or let them talk about theirs or both
go through your camera roll (specifically the screenshots folder)
go through your saved instagram posts / tumblr likes
watch That One Really Great Live Performance of That Artist You Love, then read the comments of everyone having great taste like you do
cry a little about it
remember that this day will end and another will begin. it'll be all new, never experienced before, no bad things will have happened, and you'll be okay.
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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unfortunately the first step in my creative process is avoiding for 14 hours
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my resea
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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06.04.22
My dissertation is due on the 8th, I still need to write 4k words and format the entire thing. I am screwed <3 So here are the things I need to do before Friday at noon
Re-write chapter 1 so that it is not all bullet points and plagiarism
Format chapter 1 so it makes sense when read all together
Plagiarise points for chapter 2, so that I can re-write them later
Plagiarise points for chapter 3, so that I can re-write them later
Format chapter 2 and 3 so that it isn't plagiarism anymore.
Put in the actual sources, not just the number that represents the source in my list
Write the introduction, because I haven't yet.
Write the conclusion, also need to find out what I am concluding.
Send it to my friend to proofread.
Re-format everything, so that it looks nice, and fix all my spelling mistakes (there are always some despite me using autocorrect and Grammarly)
Find some more sources that will back up my final points, because I don't think 24 sources are enough going by how many my classmates have...
Don't jump down the hole in SDR
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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“nice blog”
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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I need to stop taking breaks after making a list of things to do
You havent been productive yet get back to work
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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I love your blogs colour scheme!!! What made you choose the pastel pink?
To me it reminds me of halite, and warm hugs and a smooth soft love! What does it make you think of?
- Poly
I litterally just love pastel pink, and pastel colours in general but i actually forgot I changed it !!
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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professor: ur research paper is due tomorrow
me:
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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3 kinds of ADHD distractions:
sudden idea! i'll just take a quiiick little detour and be riiight back...(spoiler: you never return)
i know i am distracted. i wish i wasn't doing what i'm doing either, but i can't stop. i'm trapped and i can see the clock ticking down, but i just. can't. move.
where the fuck am i??? how did i get here?? what time is it????
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh
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masterprocrastinatortm · 3 years ago
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she’s in her “just tryna graduate” era bro leave that woman alone
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