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I said I was madly in love with you and didnt mention her once. One time. And now I am today's biggest villain despite all the affection I shower her in daily.
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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Come here. Please?
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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Oh. My goodness. Will you just come sleep in our bed? Hmm? So I can give you kisses and love on you? Won't you let me make up for it, my dear?
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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HOW!?
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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You'd think you'd banish ME to the couch but no. You've done it to yourself.
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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Well I am. I am madly in love with you
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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Everyone knows I am madly in love with you, why dont you?
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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I publicly give you so much love she deserves a little attention, dont you think darling?
I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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I am madly in love with miss medarda and I think everyone should know.
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I think they are cute
I don’t like crabs. Hate them. Hate the little bastards with a passion.
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Someone is attempting to claim I am pregnant. I assure you both I am sans baby. No infant is afoot.
Javiera? Why is there a positive pregnancy test in Viktor’s trash?
H. HUH. I. I DONT HAVE…THAT…THING ANYMORE. WHO ARE YOU. What. WHAT. @mathematical-runes ?????????
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And unless you get Mel pregnant, that is not something we have to worry about ever. As I do not have a uterus.
Javiera? Why is there a positive pregnancy test in Viktor’s trash?
H. HUH. I. I DONT HAVE…THAT…THING ANYMORE. WHO ARE YOU. What. WHAT. @mathematical-runes ?????????
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I am perplexed as to how this person has gone through my trash. Also I am not pregnant!!!!!!!!
Javiera? Why is there a positive pregnancy test in Viktor’s trash?
H. HUH. I. I DONT HAVE…THAT…THING ANYMORE. WHO ARE YOU. What. WHAT. @mathematical-runes ?????????
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... I've screwed myself, haven't I?
Meet me at the southern docks at 5pm ;)
-xoxo, your secret admirer
Secret Admirer? Well, I’m flattered but I’d have to turn you down. I already have two lovely partners.
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No!! No I do! I eat and drink regularly and get 6 hours of sleep at night! And I dont drink too much or smoke at all!! Please dont look at me like this my love :(
Meet me at the southern docks at 5pm ;)
-xoxo, your secret admirer
Secret Admirer? Well, I’m flattered but I’d have to turn you down. I already have two lovely partners.
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I care for myself! I eat and drink when I can... At least once a day........
Meet me at the southern docks at 5pm ;)
-xoxo, your secret admirer
Secret Admirer? Well, I’m flattered but I’d have to turn you down. I already have two lovely partners.
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I have already told her I would. But she and I have to get right back to work after. That was the deal to not try to make me forget that. You two are evil and mean to me. And by evil and mean I mean you smother me in kisses until I forget there is work to be done.
Meet me at the southern docks at 5pm ;)
-xoxo, your secret admirer
Secret Admirer? Well, I’m flattered but I’d have to turn you down. I already have two lovely partners.
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