matsuri-is-daddy
matsuri-is-daddy
Urie can rot. Masturi-senpai is mine.
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Hi mofos! This is my shameless blog, welcome! All is permitted! Unless you are under 18 I will block you because nsfw 18+ content is what I'm into. Most fandoms for me. Legs up for sugar daddies. Sometimes I RP my senpai. Message if you wanna. ;) Enjoy your day pervert. ;) ;)
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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How long does the world have till it ends?
That’s a little specific.
Wasn’t expecting a question so big!
(I’m not God so I can’t tell you exactly when the world will end.)
Let’s see….
Scientists believe the Earth has 1,000-ish years left to exist. Resources are said to completely disappear. Global warming, pollution are supposed to be a key factor. So your standard eco-friendly tips are at play here. Like recycling.
Really depends on who you ask.
Some people say the Earth is running out of resources, others say we are fine.
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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i stake my claim in dumb scooby doo memes
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This is painful. I have no words..
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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so i was rewatching 22 jump street and i just oops
honestly i’ll just take any excuse to draw hanzo tiredly ascending
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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I can’t stop thinking about this so I drew it
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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The actor!au is the best thing ever! What about the actors of Furuta and Kaneki being friends behind the scene and messing with the other actors?
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Bros before hoes
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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Remember Furuneki? The Black Reaper Era was truly glorious wow 
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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Me and Senpai!
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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I can’t stop laughing halahagakahagajakAkah!
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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This looks like a good Yaoi.
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Romulus and Remus in Gacha Life.
Cuz @lokixfaith asked for it. 😏
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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“How To Make People Horny Without Horns”
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I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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So hey, I was thinking of starting my own Simblr/Sims posts and I was wondering if you have any tips on getting started? (sorry if someone has already asked)
heyo, sorry I’ve been sitting on this for awhile! I’m the worst!
I don’t have any special, magical advice. I’d tell you to do what I did and just. start. posting. Maybe you’re hesitating because you think you really need to figure your shit out before you can start? You don’t. And the only way to figure your shit out is to work. through. it.
That’s not just a simblr lesson that’s a goddamn life lesson. 👏
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Thanks for the ask! 😉
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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Lily: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Sirius: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
James: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Remus: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Peter: Mental stability, my old friend!
Lily: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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matsuri-is-daddy · 5 years ago
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molly: i just killed three roaches in the kitchen
ginny: mom i can’t believe you just killed ron, fred and george
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