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Morton salt catgirl 🧂🐈

available as a print/sticker!

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this is literally how it feels to sit down at your computer with a meal

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he's free now

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Made a Ship Combat thingy for Star Wars 5e

The group I'm in was prepping for a big spacey mission so I decided to throw this together... since every time we do ship combat we end up bouncing back & forth all over the sw5e.com site and forget about our deployment abilities like every damn time.

Also shield regeneration. I forget about the shield regeneration thing like every round. lol

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NO WAY

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tramsgender

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While trying to find Chekov Bones stops to do some awesome doctoring 

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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

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In the most recent Supereyepatchwolf video he says, "The worst game you've ever played is a fucking miracle."

Whenever I hear about shit like this, I am both glad video game dev never quite worked out for me (because manually altering the brightness levels of floor tiles to simulate shadows sounds like actual, literal hell), and a little sad I haven't given myself the opportunity to make terrible little miracles like this.

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After a bit of hassling from a friend, I've decided to put up two of the 5e classes I've made for people recently on my itch page.

They're pwyw because I don't really feel like being too financially incentivized to keep making these things. 😂

https://mataramg.itch.io/the-ardent

https://mataramg.itch.io/the-necrotheurge

One of them I describe as "what if the fire bolt spell was a class, but also their blood combusts on contact with air" and the other one is "a mechanical shitpost of a necromancer sprinkled with Locked Tomb references"

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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Laios upon seeing a bicorn:

Marcille, on LITERALLY THE SAME PAGE:

I love her, she's so Normal

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I hadn't really thought about it before because I didn't realize he'd hid a recipe in Stonekeep, but now I'm guessing the Grandma Cookhill's Three Bowl Bread banana bread recipe in Arcanum was probably Tim's too.

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

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