"My child is fine,"
Your child googles when electricity was invented so her daydream universe set in the 1800s is historically accurate
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thank you to our troops (girls who like to braid other girls hair)
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there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated
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aah i'm happy my silly little drawing of your cat brought you joy! give your cat my love <3
Yes!! It makes me smile so much! Thank you! Definitely giving him extra hugs for you 🥰
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Fun fact: this is actually my cat 😂 I posted him on Reddit a couple weeks ago and now I’m finding him on random social media pages
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me protecting my friends when I see ugly guys looking at them
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when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers
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This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far.
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Trump can’t even insult him correctly this is so funny
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