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A friend made a quality joke over on twitter and I just had to

My favorite Pokemon character is back and what else am I to do but mercilessly make fun of him any chance I get.

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happy pride!!! none of the links are cishet! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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My hcs for the squid sister’s families

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You remind me a lot of Monkey D Luffy, but if he was transfem. Both of your joyous natures are a calming presence in my life

that is. such a huge compliment. thank you

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“Guilty”

Projecting my anger towards my siblings stealing my clothes onto them because I have free will (here’s more doodles of my boys below)

I really like drawing the turtles just doing everyday boy things + I love family tropes a lot (they’re so dear to me omg my sons my sonssss) so just have the brothers taking articles of clothing from one another because they’re just like me and my siblings fr

Under the cut is a big rant about this trope because I have so much to say FHFJFJ

Here’s the meter because I’m so serious about this you have no idea. This is basically just headcanons I feel very strongly about but here’s my take

Raph: literally just cannot wear anyone’s clothes except his because he WILL rip them + they don’t fit (obviously) so he resorts to stealing specific items instead. Plushies, food, blankets, comics, you name it

Leo: partakes in the thievery a lot because he feels more secure having something that belongs to one of his bros on his person at all times ykwim? He’d carry around a piece of them for safe keeping so they feel close by—this applies to the future timeline too, when he has his brothers’ masks on his sword

Donnie: isn’t too big on it just because he’s more used to HIS clothes. He leans heavily on texture and feeling and scent when it comes to his belongings, and all of HIS clothes are tailored to his exact preference and he has strong emotional connection to them, like his signature purple hoodie. He gets PISSED when one of his bros takes his shit without asking cause THEN HE DOESNT KNOW WHERE IT IS + it’s HIS.

Mikey: the ultimate clothes thief. He is the final boss. This bitch will never be wearing his own shit, his entire closet is just clothes he has obtained over the years from EVERYONE ELSE. He has his fair selection of his own stuff but what’s the appeal in wearing anything if it isn’t your siblings??? Similar to Leo’s reason, he just finds more comfort in having something of his bros on him at all times

I have a lot to say cause im very passionate about family tropes and AGHHHH they are like my irl siblings omg. I fw disaster twins HEAVY because I’m a twin irl and me and my twin brother are LITERALLYYYYY them. They are just like me fr anyways bye

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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(voice breaking, through tears) never better, what makes you ask?

[hoarsely] is everyone ok

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WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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This is so cool! I wish I could do stuff like this

Hey folks! I'm a queer solo indie dev, and my silly little queer game about lesbians getting involved in ancient feuds between old gods is finally launching! On the 24th!

Can't believe it's actually happening! I've been working away at the characters and story for 2 years literally from my back bedroom 😁

And it's all about the characters and their choices - multiple endings and paths through the story, if you get into the lore you'll be playing it again and again. The script is 32000 words! But you'll need to play though again and again to see it all 😊

AND it's super queer!

You can wishlist it here if you like the look of it (oh yeah, and you can pet the cat😻)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/Quantum_Witch/

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

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riders very good at maths/physics due to him just loving weaponry and so would get like 90%s in his maths tests to the dismay of aloha who got around 50s lol

⭐

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You fool…

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