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Omegaverse writing tip: go to your local bath and body works. Smell the body washes. Steal the fragrance notes on the back of the bottle for pheromone descriptions.

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Thinking about the only job interview I’ve ever done where I was so hyper focused on answering the question "tell me about yourself" and had prepared a whole list of answers for questions the night before just to be safe. only for the interviewer to open with, "tell me about yourself, what do you do for fun?" And my brain short circuited because I was NOT prepared for the addition of “what do you like to do for fun” and so I answered with a horrible amalgamation of my first five prepared answers instead of just saying “I like to crochet” or something.

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Prism, a vaguely raptor-ish paleo inspired sona I made

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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

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Do you think in the omegaverse being in heat is a valid reason for jury duty excusal?

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Despite all the horrors and injustice of the world, cats still purr and I think that’s pretty neat.

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Something very poetic about me getting my most painful, unbearable period during election week. Doomscrolling while pain shoots down my legs and I’m covered in my own blood.

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How are you on this terrible morning

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laurie 😔

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Dog tags

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Chicken Facebook group

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Right now the universe is endlessly expanding, stars imploding, galaxies spinning. Miles and miles of nothing but the cosmos. Right now, an unspoken, eldritch emptiness that has stood the test of time for it is time itself, all consuming and all encompassing, stretches on forever in silence, consuming all in its path.

Also right now im sitting on my bed eating hot Cheetos with chopsticks while listening to femininomenon by Chappell Roan, bc it makes the little electric monkeys in my brain go “oo-oo-ee-ee”

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beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

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The best feeling in the world must be what a dog feels when it does the thing it was bred to do. I wish I could experience what it is like to be a husky pulling a sled or a greyhound chasing a rabbit. I want to know how it feels to be a border collie herding sheep or hound following a trail.

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Grumble grumble…

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Drew this last night

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Based on a recent experience