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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

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give her a CHANCE!!!

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Bird you spiked my notes on my selfie 😖

Love ya <3

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(They added a new pink emoji set and I’m obsessed with it)

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I'm seeing my irl doctor for the first time in 5 years, since before i even knew i was trans, so I'm gonna have a little fun with it.

I couldn't get a pic I liked, so have a silly video of me instead (I had no idea what to do with my hands) also ignore my messy room.

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I fucking love thrifting. Ignore that I did the same pose each time. I also love my sisters full-length mirror, I really need to get one of my own.

I don't have access to my full wardrobe here, so I'll have to do some more pairing when I get back to my place. Mainly with the tank top.

Fav is def the dress even though it's a tiny bit of a squeeze to get into.

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Dress is definitely my fav new piece I've gotten recently

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oh my loves raise a glass

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hear me out The City (UDAD) would make a great setting for a ttrpg campaign

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I have never seen an animal sleep in such a cursed way what

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