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The Types’ Search Histories

ESFP: how to make INTJ laugh

ESFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ENFP: how to make INTJ laugh

ENFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ESTP: how to make INTJ laugh

ESTJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ENTP: how to make INTJ laugh

ENTJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ISFP: how to make INTJ laugh

ISFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

INFP: how to make INTJ laugh

INFJ: how to make INTJ laugh

ISTP: how to make INTJ laugh

ISTJ: how to make INTJ laugh

INTP: how to make INTJ laugh

INTJ: how to laugh

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Slytherin: Puff, go home. You’re sick. You lost your voice for god’s sake!

Hufflepuff, rasping in a pathetically high voice: Illness can take my voice but it can never take my ceaseless enthusiasm!

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Hufflepuff: *sings under their breath* we’re going on a trip

Gryffindor 1: *bursts into song* IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP

Gryffindor 2: *joining in* ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY

Slytherin: It’s a kid’s show you absolute muggles*

Ravenclaw: *trying to hide a smile as they quietly sing along* Little Einsteins!

Huff, Gryff 1, 2, and Raven: CLIMB ABOARD, WE’RE-

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Stop being a supportive Bitch and let me have my daily dose of darkness and depression, please - thanks

Slytherin to hufflepuff probably 

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Slytherin and Hufflepuff walk into a coffee shop

Barista: Hello! What would you like to order?

Hufflepuff: *smiles nicely*

Hufflepuff:I want medium roasted coffee with whipped cream and chocolate syrup and I want a medium sized cup-

Slytherin:...

Slytherin: I want black coffee like my soul thanks.

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I love you joonie

OUR POOR LEADER LOOKS SO DONE

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Hufflepuff: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Slytherin: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Ravenclaw: Gryff tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Gryffindor: Are you nervous?

Hufflepuff: About what? But yeah.

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And the exsitential crisis that comes with it ... I feel u

Lmao when that depression hits hard out of no where what the fuck.

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If this isn't me idk what is

Slytherin: Wait… let me get this straight.

Slytherin: You spent seventy five dollars?

Slytherin: At the DOLLAR STORE? HOW?!

Hufflepuff: …

Hufflepuff: puppy stickers

Slytherin: wHAT?

Hufflepuff: lisTEN, THEY WERE VERY IMPORTANT TO MY WELLBEING

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Awwh

Hufflepuff: *places “Happiness” scented lotion from Bath and Body Works in hand* Look, Sly!

Slytherin: *eyes the lotion* You brought it…*carefully examines the tube* It’s so cute!! It has a lil’ bee on it and it just smells so pleasant! Ah!

Hufflepuff: …Are you okay?

Slytherin: *eyes brighten up, talking fast* I just realized something, you know. Hufflepuffs are bees.

Hufflepuff: wot.

Slytherin: *facepalm*

Hufflepuff: So you’re saying because bees are black and yellow striped, we’re bees. That’s like calling you an alligator, Sly!

Slytherin: Not just the house colors! But like the aesthetic associated with them!

Hufflepuff: There’s more to Hufflepuffs than just cuteness…

Slytherin: Yeah, bees are like soft and smol and adorable and eeeee! *waves hands excitedly* *brings hands together all serious-like* But!

Hufflepuff: They sting you.

Slytherin: *smiles and points at him with her finger* Correct!

Hufflepuff: So, we’re meanies?

Slytherin: No! Like, if you hurt their smol snake friend then they’ll go all *uses pencil as an example and makes a stabbing motion in the air* stabby stabby.

Hufflepuff: *smiles* That’s it! Hufflepuffs are bees!

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Such a mood

shy shy shy

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When dark INTJ finds an interesting mind

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Hahaha true

Ravenclaw and Gryffindor: *Loses Slytherin and Hufflepuff*

Ravenclaw: GRYFFINDOR IS SAD

Slytherin: HE SHOULD BE

Hufflepuff: SLY THAT’S NOT NICE! GRYFF WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?

Gryffindor: We found ‘em

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Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

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I.love.them.all -Zoa

Hufflepuff

All ten of my first sets~