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Really wanted a Pato Kyffin Colton podium but I guess this will do

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My thing with the whole Max to Merc/George to RB thing is that I physically can't see it

Max cannot pull off Adidas and Tiffany blue like George can

George isn't the type to sit there and chug red bulls

George is quintessentially the old money feel of Mercedes and Max is the tyranny explosion of Red Bull and I can't see it any other way

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If youre keeping up with my F1 Lego chronicles...

I built the Alpine and Merc garage today...

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Can I, a very white person, buy the new Beyoncé shirts?

I know I can buy it, but would it be acceptable for me to wear it?

I just really like the new shirts but I won't wear them if it's deemed too disrespectful for a white person to do

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Almost every race, I build an F1 Lego set. Unfortunately, it seems to be making a real impact.

In Australia, I built McLaren. Obviously, Lando won, but Osc spun out.

In China, I built Sauber. I don't think I need to discuss that misfortune

In Saudi Arabia, Ferrari joined the gang. First Ferrari podium. I hate Ferrari.

Miami saw the worst one yet. Alpine dropped Jack after a DNF, picked up Colapinto, and was involved in another Mazepin scandal.

Imola had Kimi with a DNF, and George finished outside the top 5 for the first time

Fernando's luck stint continued in Monaco... and that Aston Martin in my collection witnessed it

Now I'm sat here with my Williams watching the double DNF currently. Maybe it was on me for saying I got it in honor of Logan.

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The F1 movie is so unnervingly inaccurate, but the most unrealistic part is that they'd let an American succeed

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Yesterday my coworker asked about my Halsey concert because she knew I went and 2 of my other coworkers were there too

My #1 enemy in Christ told me to go to a real concert and I asked who she was thinking

She listed rock bands and somehow EVERY SINGLE ONE was connected to a sex crime with a minor

I told her no because I don't support pedophiles and she got upset

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Having Him & I outfits at Halsey in the big 25 is INSANE

At the "Minneapolis" show is even worse

This shirt is also on a 7 year old who shouldn't be here in the first place

Let's please remember the SNL performance where the backdrop literally said "Ashley I cheated in Minneapolis"

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Feels appropriate to bring this one back xxx

If you voted red this election...

We won't forget

We won't forgive you

If you voted independent this year...

You're just as bad

And we won't forgive or forget

Welcome to your bed babes. This is your funeral

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I know everyone is still on the topic of Canada falling on Indy weekend and I agree it's fucking stupid but...

I committed to going to Canada and maybe it'll be cheaper now that the 500 is happening at the same time too

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BAN GREEDY FUCKS WHO ARE 6'2 FROM BARRICADE

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Don't work at Walmart guys 🤗🤗🤗

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F1 fic where they get sold to 1D???

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My favorite part of Tay owning her masters is the nights clowns spent crying over rep for it to not be done

Also really love the people who said Debut was never coming, when it was done before rep

Good day to be a Debut truther

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Don't worry guys, I have a Jurassic Park set for Spain 😊 (istg if sone dumb shit happens Im ending it all

Formula 1 misfortune is all my fault I fear

Australia: MCL38

Oscar spun out from P2 and ended P9

China: C44

Gabi and Nico lapped & finished P18 + P19 in the Sprint

Saudi Arabia: SF-24

Ferrari got a podium (I hate Ferrati)

Miami: A524

Jack DNF, gets booted, Franco is announced as his replacement, AND Alpine is the victim of another Mazepin controversy

Imola: W15

Kimi DNFs at his home race after qualifying 13th, George finishes outside of the top 5 for the first time this season

Monaco: AMR24

Fernando does pretty fucking good UNTIL HIS CAR SHITS OUT AGAIN and Lance finished P17

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POV: Me literally counting down the days until I could request my birthday off of work only for it to be denied:

ITS LITERALLY NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS DECIDED TO DO THE DEVILS TANGO 40 WEEKS BEFORE BLACK FRIDAY

#GIVERYAHHERBIRTHDAYOFF2025

#DONTMAKEMEWORKATWALMARTONBLACKFRIDAY2025

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Formula 1 misfortune is all my fault I fear

Australia: MCL38

Oscar spun out from P2 and ended P9

China: C44

Gabi and Nico lapped & finished P18 + P19 in the Sprint

Saudi Arabia: SF-24

Ferrari got a podium (I hate Ferrati)

Miami: A524

Jack DNF, gets booted, Franco is announced as his replacement, AND Alpine is the victim of another Mazepin controversy

Imola: W15

Kimi DNFs at his home race after qualifying 13th, George finishes outside of the top 5 for the first time this season

Monaco: AMR24

Fernando does pretty fucking good UNTIL HIS CAR SHITS OUT AGAIN and Lance finished P17

Update 29/06: IM DOING THE WILLIAMS AND CARLOS IS TWEAKING