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When your teammate teleported bread and results in a mutated bread baby and now your parents together

This has been on my mind for a bit lol and helmet party my beloved!!

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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wrking on some rquests now （〃￣∇￣）

How has evryone been? I love you all!

I hav been busy recntly w coursework…

but i am 5 months sober frm drgs today!

i am very sleepy…

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I've currently come to the conclusion that there are three types of tf2 fanfiction regarding what the blu team are.

It can either go three ways: the blu team are clones, both the red and blu team are clones or the blu team are their own persons. The third being the most common.

Fanfiction I've found to prove my point:

Anomaly Diversion focuses on both the red and blu teams being clones (created by @/obliquelane) but it leans more on world building.

Kith And Kin focuses on only the blu team being clones (created by @/boredgrace23) but it leans more on the character dynamics.

Foe Yay is about the blu and red team being seperate people (I don't know if they have Tumblr but it's by "ILoveTeamFortressToo" on ao3) but it leans more on the romance.

Pick your poison people, which one is your favourite? The clone theory or the different people theory? These three do a good job at taking the plot hole that tf2 refuses to repair and making their own interpretation by mutilating canon in a way that tears my heart out of my chest and burning it in front of me.

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IT'S DONE

TF2 x Disney

The sandwich masters, reuben and heavy, together.

Bet ya didn't see that one coming ;)

They are exchanging sandwiches right now but they will soon start making absolute masterpieces beyond our understanding.

Closeups:

I had this idea for a while but procrastinated on it.

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Happy valentines y’all!

(Meant to post this yesterday lol)

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Lil unexpected smooch on the cheek :3

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RED/BLU DIFFERENCES

scout: red’s scout is the original scout that blu’s scout was extracted from. blu’s scout is slower to confrontation and fight. doesn’t mean he won’t, just means he won’t immediately jump to solving things physically. blu is more perceptive, and curious. it gets him in trouble. red’s scout is a problem solver. explosive energy. blu takes a minute to get revved up. they find a slight rivalry between each other; but they mainly wonder who came from who, and what came from where.

soldier: blu’s soldier is the original that red’s soldier was extracted from. blu was quite literally a perfect soldier. he’s quieter with the existence of his counterpart. does a lot of thinking. it makes him an effective and ruthless battle planner. but he can’t help but hesitate on the field. especially seeing himself. he just can’t separate himself from the other.

pyro: there’s no real difference between the two, even if you squint. they both get along just fine. nobody knows which came from the other. they will both live their lives once this is over. there’s just two of them out there now to keep track of. neither one of them has warned the other about the steadily building case file against them both. and they both keep adding to their growing list of legal issues. so if one gets caught that one’s getting the whole reference section of the library thrown at them. the other will come to save them though.

heavy: red’s heavy is the original that blu’s heavy was extracted from. it took something from him. he doesn’t know what. he feels fine, generally. but the sun is colder. he feels the wind chill faster. laughter is not as filling. he is not as fulfilled. something is fundamentally different. it is missing. blu’s heavy is like… santa but violent. dudes never had a bad day in his life. any day he gets to take a life is a good day to him. every day is a good day to die.

demo: red’s demo is the original that blu’s demo came from. he lost his drive. red’s demo is more than willing to laze a day away, and finds himself seduced by the drink more often than not, but when he gets his head on his shoulders, he feels pretty okay. smart, hardy, perceptive… enough. blu’s demo is almost as sensitive as his bombs. he’s itching to move, to go, to get the jump on the red team before they can get the jump on them. he drinks to slow himself down. he’s trying to learn to stop and think, it isn’t easy for him. he doesn’t know why.

engineer: blu’s engineer is the original that red’s engineer was extracted from. blu’s engie is a very serious person with a lighthearted tone. red’s engie is probably one of the chillest guys you’ll meet with an iron grip of control on every facet of his life. they are both mad scientists. red engie’s evil laugh pitches up. they’re gonna let each other live, but they’re settling who gets to take the name dell conagher with a fight when this is all over. they planned, separately, to kill each other in that fight. time will tell who gets to be the dell conagher and who ends up the dead conagher.

medic: red medic is the original that blu medic was extracted from, and blu hates red for that reason. understands in all senses he just… is the medic. he looks like him, speaks like him, got his name. he’s got the same memories up until the split. but it was like the red doctor removed his conscience and built the blu one out of that. blu medic sits with so much guilt. and an insane inferiority complex. he doesn’t want to be the blu medic, he wants to be the medic. as opposed to red’s medic, who doesn’t even consider his blu counterpart as an actual living being even though he created him, so by that stance is the medic. blu’s willing to kill his counterpart to become the only dr. ludwig. he likes to think he’s better than the red medic because he feels bad about the horrible things he’s done, he claims he can’t help his nature. red medic laughs because if all that separates them is guilt, then is his blu counterpart really all that better? blu goes by fritz because he hates the name herbert. blu hates a lot of things about himself. and his counterpart. he’s got a lot of big dreams that require the disappearance of the other to set into motion. and while that may not have been in red’s plan, herbert doesn’t care what fritz does. he hasn’t felt this light in decades.

sniper: red sniper is the original that the blu sniper was extracted from. a lot of snipe’s humor left him when he woke up from the operating table. nothing was nearly as funny as he had felt prior. it took him a while to get jokes again. and blu sniper is just a guy but different. likes his job, does his job well, actually a generally very easygoing and accepting guy. honestly pretty goofy. red snipes has a lot of questions before he’s willing to accept answers. they will kill each other on the battlefield if the opportunity presents itself. otherwise they’re actually pretty cool with each other! they go out and say they’re twins. easier than saying “yeah i got a free lobotomy and the doctor and his engineer friend grew this out of the removed grey matter.”

spy: the blu spy is the copy of the original spy that the red spy was extracted from. the original blu spy died in the procedure. just flatlined after anesthesia was given. the respawn machine hadn’t been activated yet; and medic had a dead body on his table. it had been a while since he had dealt with that. it’s a big reason medic no longer uses anesthesia on the mercs. nobody actually got to know the original spy that had signed onto the team as a mercenary. but between his two counterparts and the son that survived him, we get a pretty good idea that spy was a charming, cunning man with selective empathy and a brutal tone. the red spy got all of the charm, the blu spy got all the empathy, and they are both quicker than a whip, mentally. love playing mind games with each other. medic and engie didn’t feel a need to conceal from them that neither of them were the original, like they did with the others, who’s source material was still alive. they showed them their host corpse in the morgue. explained what happened. said at this point, they could be anything they wanted. it’s what the original has always been best at. they both found niches in the team they had the means to fill and filled them. neither one has reached out to the original spy’s family, or families. they will probably never do so.

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does this mean the skeleton Medic stole was Morris’

Wouldn't that be a surprise!! (No wonder Morris doesn't really walk around too much... (>.>)

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Gonna do something I haven't done in centuries....

MAKE A FAN KID THSTS RIGHT!

MEDIC X HARVEY FANKID!!!!

(said kid will be such a quiet lil tike untill the subject of medicine and biology and ect.)

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Saw tf2 ocs recently and wanted to do my own! Can never be enough janitors (I think?)

Anyways just the beginning of this guy unless forgottten into the depths of my mind

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Some rough sketches of something I’m thinking of! Team BLU Medic Harvey! :D

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It was time for Harvey to meet the Doves! Looks like it’s going well :D

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I’m thinking more and more about Medic and Harvey and my god. These two. ARE TAKING OVER!! IVE BEEN JUST MAKING SOME HEAD CANONS OF WHAT IFS and holy moly oh my gosh gilldily darn it. I now understand what people have a single pairing in mind constantly. funny enough tho this started as me thinking :hehe two doctors in games that I enjoy seeing and they’re almost opposites, wouldn’t that be silly and fun to draw them kissin?”

It’s no longer just silly fun, now I’m invested in my own view of these two :D

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Sighhh that moment when your man is having his mad scientist MUAHAHAHAHA moment and you realize that you are very much into that <3

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Greetings!! I am here mostly to post of my favorite things!! Specifically these two goobers probably?