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My brother: I'm not sure if I want it to turn out that Taylor Swift is a serial killer. I'm not sure if the entertainment is worth the horror.
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Hank Green's nipple monologue
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Britt Lower sees the GemHelly vision
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concussion.mp4
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I knew that this must have been the way it happened, but it's good to finally get confirmation that the shot was used in the show
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Bluesky versus Elon Musk
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This didn't go anywhere I expected it to go
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OP transferred ship in the middle of a battle 🤨
Overheard at the academy: “What was his name again? Zeffy Cockring?”
This cadet-hopeful is not passing his entrants exam.
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I mean you did very much come onto someone else's post to say this, that is a thing that you did.
Carry on my wayward son, you'll be balls deep when you're done
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Nibiru from my shows?


funniest feature on any social media site, uncontested
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Quark
friendly reminder that you need to purposely sexualize your digusting problematic fave
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hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry
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ok but new idea for twitblr concept; what if we did it with human versions of the websites but twitter was this extroverted asexual character, and tumblr was an introverted pansexual character, and they were ROOMMATES-
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Casual reminder that Jadzia bought porn off of Nog to give to Julian.
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set phasers to cum. Cream me up scotty
Kirk said this during sex in Star Trek Into Darkness & that's the real reason Scotty left the ship
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