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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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beep beep gay coming through

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pregaming olive garden by eating an entire block of parmesan cheese

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les amis de l’abc have been dead for 193 slutty, slutty, years

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yuristiel

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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almost time

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Hey youtube! Today we will be be dropping a ant from the top of the Burj Khalifa to see if it will die from falling so much even though it doesnt way very much

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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

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or something

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Ok guys just thought of this what is the first blorbo you’ve ever had/can remember

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think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

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girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

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respect the balance

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respect the balance

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