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#every time Kate does something       BRIDGERTON SEASON 2

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#Life imitates art

Euphoria 2.08 / 94th Annual Academy Awards

Bonus:

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nothing like eye-fucking your ex in front of her boyfriend

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Might I add:

"Have a long trip down"

Kaz threatening a literal 5 year old with the boogeyman

Inej leaving Kaz stuck at the top of the church roof for ✨"prayer and contemplation"✨

the crows are so much funnier than the fandom give them credit for

here are just SOME of the funniest moments throughout the books

“….you can find your way to Ravka or Matthias’ grandmother’s house for all i care” “leave my grandmother out of this”

obviously the ghost scene

pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to

“you speak Fjerdan about as well as i speak moose” “moose is probably your native tongue”

‘Had they blown up the lab? Kaz had definitely NOT told them to blow up the lab’

The deadpan ‘He had not been shot’

Kaz trying to justify his decision if bringing Wylan along to the rest of the crows: “ i told you, ✨hidden depths✨” “see Jesper, ✨marketable skillz✨”

‘“You all look so young, where are your parents?” Wylan and Jesper burst out laughing’

“This many people having fun in one place might have shocked the Fjerdan right out of you”

“I.Should.Let.You.Die”

Nina trying to bring Kaz back: “The Ice Court, remember? 3 million kruge?” Kaz’s eyes cleared. “4 million”

“You couldn’t look guiltier if you were performing the role of Thief #3 in a penny play on East Stave”

“Who wants to buy i coat in the dead on night?” “Tourists”

“Tiny and Ferocious, just like you”

“Unless you have a unicorn for him to ride away on, there is no scenario that guarantees Kuwei’s safety”

‘They could fake a pregnancy. They couldn’t fake an actual birth. Or maybe they could, he wouldn’t put anything past Kaz at this point”

“He has a very soothing baritone”

‘“I’d prefer a pair of sable-lined swimming trunks, but we can’t always get what we want” A furrow appeared between Kuwei’s brows. His understanding of Kerch had apparently been reached and surpassed’

The Wyvil

Matthias thinking they should just let Nina and Jesper flirt the entirety of Ketterdam into submission

That MASTERPIECE of a scene where Jesper and Kaz have a random petty fistfight, and all the other crows literally move out of the way, and then when Wylan tries to get someone to stop them they just shrug and go ‘I mean they aren’t using their weapons let them fight it out’ and THEN Colm coming him and scolding them and both of them IMMEDIATELY stopping

“Whatever you say, Llewelyn”

Nina’s singing

Wylan and Kaz falling through the ceiling onto Van Eck’s dinner party will ALWAYS be iconic

Kaz’s chapters in general are absolutely HILARIOUS, but my personal favorite is when he’s depending on Matthias Not Betraying them, and he thinks something like this:

‘Either he was right and Matthias’ feeling for Nina would prove enough, or Kaz was about to pay for all those talking tree jokes’

The talking tree jokes in question

The initiation ceremony where the tree teaches you the secret handshake

‘His first thought was that this boy had the most beautiful lips he’d ever seen, and his second was that he was probably about to die’ Wylan honey we’ve got to talk about your priorities

“Is it that bad?” “No, you just have really ugly feet”

That scene at the start of Six of Crows where Van Eck has Kaz tied to a chair and is explaining what he needs, and then is explaining why he needs Kaz specifically, talking about how his De Kappel painting was stolen which is a really impressive feat, while Kaz is vehemently denying that he had anything to do with it although it was obviously him

Wylan being passive aggressive while Jesper is trailing after him trying to apologize for the Kuwei thing

“Can’t we just enter as performers? I hear Wylan really kills it on the flute”

Inej getting Nina’s cookie jar after she gets back and Jesper being offended that he didn’t get to take some

Nina making fun of Kaz’s haircut

“Is my tie straight?”

That’s all I can think of for now, i’m sure there’s more so if you think of something feel free to add on

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Proof that Jess Mariano is a Gigantic Nerd:

Has a book in his back pocket at all times

Tried wooing his crush with basic magic tricks. Multiple times.

Also tried wooing his crush by stealing her book and writing notes in the margins

Was employee of the month at Walmart

Risked injuring himself to go on a romantic carriage ride with his crush

Described the times he had class with his crush’s bf as “brief non-pugilistic time”

Spent $90 to get a picnic date with his crush

Wooed said crush on said date with literature banter

”You know, Ernest only has lovely things to say about you.”

Put together and personally delivered an entire care package of diner food when he heard his crush was gonna be home alone

Got visibly angry and defensive when someone implied he’d never read Jane Austen

Got so overwhelmed when he finally got the girl that he had to “regroup” before he could stand close to her

Stared lovingly at a book for like 4 minutes straight then called his gf a “cruel woman” and a “book tease” for not letting him read it right away

Deescalated a fight by saying, “It’s getting a little West Side Story here and I gotta warn ya, my dancing skills are not up to snuff.”

Tried fighting a swan with a soup ladle

”Yahoo-ed” the exact distance between him and his gf’s future college

Brought a book to read at a strip club

Was given a romance self-help book by his uncle and actually took advice from it

Chucked rocks at his ex gf’s window like he was in some cheesy romance film

Is still pining over his high school gf. Even now. In his thirties.

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twitter user @ likewatercress speaks the truth

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INEJ GHAFA + tumblr text posts

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Some people look back at their younger selves and cringe but consider this... at the ripe age of 20 I was losing my shit over Adam Driver wearing the same black and white suit to every award show and film festival he was invited to

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congrats on 1k!!!!!!

🍼 could you maybe do a wesper/kanej/just the crows social media au <3 thanks a million

thank u so much!!!! hope this is okay :)

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bestie. beloved. bastard

[insp]

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young kaz joining gangs in the barrel

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KAZ BREKKER + tumblr text posts

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Preliminary sketch for my favourite scene from Six of Crows! It’s the first time it’s crystal clear how much Inej means to Kaz 🖤

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Look, so I get the appeal of making Kaz in modern AUs be the delinquent who spends every Saturday in detention and that’s cool and all, but consider… Van Eck says in SoC that Kaz hasn’t been arrested since he was 14, and he always puts on the respectful “yes sir” act around Per Haskel. So imagine, little demon-child middle school Kaz was every teacher’s worst nightmare, but contrary to all the horrors they heard, the high school staff find him to be oddly pleasant. Like honor roll, does extra credit, total kiss ass to teachers. But then stuff happens. School website was hacked. The school board president’s shady emails are published online. The lion mascot costume always ends up missing before pep rallies and is replaced with a giant crow one. The school’s 5 month supply of chicken casserole is one day just gone. Someone scaled the gym wall to hang up a banner reading “fuck Principal Rollins” from the ceiling. They all know. Everybody knows. They just. can’t. prove anything.

Also him and Matthias have the catty better-than-you antagonism that only ever spawns between AP kids and student athletes.

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Marcus Rashford may have missed a penalty, but thousands of children were fed during the pandemic because of him and I think that’s a far greater thing to be remembered for.