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Mr bludworth

What’s your opinion on carter d ,issac ,Dennis and Franklin

Bludworth: I don't really have much of an opinion on them. You can't let opinions interfere with this type of work. They aren't great people but everyone knows that.

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For bludworth

What is the stupidest death you have seen?

A What is the strongest fight that two revived people have had and who were they?

Bludworth: While I don't like speaking ill of the dead, I'd say Ashley and Ashlyn's deaths were the most avoidable. And I've seen a lot of unwise decisions made that have resulted in death. Unsurprisingly, the biggest fight I've seen was between Candice and Oliva. Those two are just always at each other's throats.

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William Bludworth: Won’t do any good. I’ve seen this before.

Clear Rivers: You’ve seen this before?!

William Bludworth: 11 times as a matter of a fact.

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Minor Final Destination Bloodlines spoilers

Death: Fifty-six years…

Bludworth: *smugly* I’m sorry, what was that?

Death: Fifty. Six. YEARS.

Bludworth: I’m gonna need you to elaborate, old friend.

Death: That is how long it took me… to clean up all the BULLSHIT you and Iris caused!

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Comments by: @serenity-bitty

(1/3) Imagine this being like. The punishment/downfall of one of the antagonists. They're defeated, but then they get picked up by the twolegs and get put in a home, and yeah of course they fight it. They try desperately to escape, clawing and thrashing and biting and yowling. But eventually they have to give up, there's just no way out. They can see the world outside, it's right there beyond that clear barrier by the couch... But they can't break through.

(2/3) Having given up on escaping, they get used to their new territory, but they adamantly refuse to bond with a twoleg. They may be trapped with them, but they're still gonna keep their pride dammit! It takes a long, long, LONG time for the twoleg to even be tolerated on the couch at the same time (opposite ends tho), maybe even years. But time passes on, and eventually this ex-clan cat gets lonely enough to say "okay, alright, FINE. I will allow sharing tongues ONCE,

(3/3) but if I don't like it you will Never Touch Me Again" and then all of a sudden they've bonded and now they're officially a kittypet.

this is how i feel about any Warriors character

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Sun: You’re not my type.

Miku: But I can be.

Sun: But you can’t.

Miku: What’s your type?

Sun: Redhead.

Miku: I am downstairs.

Sun: Batshit crazy.

Miku: Check.

Sun: Packing six inches.

Miku: *realizes* Oh-

Sun: Yeah.

Eclipse: Wait, you and Bloodmoon-

Sun: Not yet.

Eclipse: Than how do you-

Sun: It’s Bloodmoon, you think he doesn’t make jokes about it?

Eclipse: Fair point.

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Dazzle: Are you getting married?

Sun and Bloodmoon: *spit out entire drink*

Sun: N-Not for a while, sweetie.

Bloodmoon: Yeah, slow down there, doedrop. We’re still testing the waters.

Dazzle: Hmmm Ok!

*a while later;*

Dazzle: Can I have a sibling?

Sun and Bloodmoon: *spit out entire drink*

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I stayed up late to see the bloodmoon and now I bequeath ye: BloodySun headcanons

• Sun and BM absolutely have star gazing dates and stuff. Especially when there's celestial events like a lunar eclipse, meteor shower, etc. If it happens early enough, they bring Dazzle along and make it a family thing

• the BM twins are predators at their deepest core, and they ensure their mate and child (or children 👀) are capable of the same. Sun has already proven himself capable of it, though he rarely exhibits the drive to utilize it. Dazzle is just a little kid, and she's also unironically a prey animal. They devise plans and games to encourage safety skills, similar to how animals play&teach their young.

• the BM twins ALSO have sharp teeth and even sharper fangs. They peek out all the time. ((And Dazzle, when older, may ask to replicate it á la musk deer))

• Sun!! Wears!!! The pants!!!! "Happy wife, happy life" isn't a simply saying, it is gospel and the bloodmoon twins are unashamedly SIMPS for this anxious yellow beanpole.

• the trio don't often go on restaurant dates for many reasons - a big one is that the duo get mopey because their food "isn't as good as when you make it 🥺" ((Sun is flattered yet exasperated every time it happens))

• BM is physically smaller than Sun - shorter yet mildly more stocky, they're built for speed, efficiency and devastating blows. This means they're phenomenal stalk-and-ambush predators, are the ultimate champions at tickle-tag, and do the backpack-boyfriend(s) thing as the big spoon.

As a thank you for hearing my long ass confession out, have a blurry pic of the irl bloodmoon bc my phone camera ain't great, but science is cool

I didn't get to see the Bloodmoon this year. It looks lovely, so... thanks.

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Doofenshmirtz is one of us

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IDC what anyone says, this is CANON!!

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just a reminder for all you out there

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Found important lore on tiktok of all places

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i wonder how the soup's doing

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You don’t have to be perfect to be harmed.

Maybe you’d had a drink. Maybe you laughed along. Maybe you told them they were cute once. Maybe you texted back. Maybe you said yes to one thing, but not to what happened next.

Maybe you tried to be polite when you should have run. Maybe you didn’t run because you were scared. Or tired. Or frozen.

None of that means it wasn’t harassment. None of that means it was your fault.

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they probably didn’t do it because cgi is a bitch buT

everytime i draw the curious i give them eyelights and an expressive mask because 1) magic and 2) cryptid panic when spotted