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Holy fucking shit, sorry I’ve been gone so long. A sky crack ate my fucking house so now it’s just floating in space or something? Man I don’t even know, we know have a new house now though.

But seriously.

What the fuck.

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First our sky’s fucking cracking then we get THIS DUDE?! WHO EVEN IS THAT, AND WHERE DID HE GET A GIANT FUCKING SWORD?!?!

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WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON? A PIECE OF FUCKING MEGAPOLIS JUST GOT FOUND AT MY LOCAL PARK?! I DON’T EVEN LIVE NEAR MEGAPOLIS

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I’d be surprised if he even had a lawyer honestly

Hi yes was anyone gonna tell me the Monkey King is real or was I supposed to find that out myself when he CRASHED THROUGH MY BEDROOM WINDOW

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No fucking way, I thought bitch was still up with Guanyin? Did I just miss an entire chapter of Megapolis lore? What the fuck, hold on

Ok you guys CANNOT convince me that the kid who always hangs around DBK isn’t Red Son

Like WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE

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My running theory of why Megapolis is such a “Take-Over-The-World-Here” spot is because it’s either cursed or there is some sort of god with a really big reverse hit list. A reverse hit list meaning that they’re the one on a shit ton of peoples hit lists. Leaning more towards the cursed theory though, just sounds more realistic to me honestly

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Do I even need to say anything? Like, genuinely, what could I even fucking say? It’s a goddamn ICE MECH in the middle of a goddamn METROPOLITAN AREA?! WHAT DO YOU EVEN FUCKING SAY TO THAT?! “OOPSIES”???

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God, yeah. I live in a smaller city, more of a town honestly, and everyone here knows each other pretty well. There’s all kinds of demons and shit, the only real way to get one hell of a stink eye is if an outsider says shit about the people who live there. It’s fucking great, I can relate to guzzling shit and pulling an all nighter for deadlines too

I think I have the worst luck in the world. I went to the anti gravity arcade today to blow off some steam ya know play some monkey mech and let loose on the dance floor when suddenly some guy in the most tacky jacket took over the DJ station and LOCKED EVERYONE IN! Somebody please get us help I’ve been dancing for over 4 hours straight and can’t feel my legs.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

⚠️SEND HELP⚠️

AGAIN SEND HELP TO THE ANTI GRAVITY

ARCADE

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Damn, was he like a demon or something? Doesn’t sound very human to me, to be honest

I think I have the worst luck in the world. I went to the anti gravity arcade today to blow off some steam ya know play some monkey mech and let loose on the dance floor when suddenly some guy in the most tacky jacket took over the DJ station and LOCKED EVERYONE IN! Somebody please get us help I’ve been dancing for over 4 hours straight and can’t feel my legs.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

⚠️SEND HELP⚠️

AGAIN SEND HELP TO THE ANTI GRAVITY

ARCADE

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That’s good, wild DJ though. Was he on drugs or some shit?

I think I have the worst luck in the world. I went to the anti gravity arcade today to blow off some steam ya know play some monkey mech and let loose on the dance floor when suddenly some guy in the most tacky jacket took over the DJ station and LOCKED EVERYONE IN! Somebody please get us help I’ve been dancing for over 4 hours straight and can’t feel my legs.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

⚠️SEND HELP⚠️

AGAIN SEND HELP TO THE ANTI GRAVITY

ARCADE

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FUCK SHIT GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT! HOW DO I GET RID OF IT?!

Found this weird fucking key on the ground? Y’all know what museum this shit belongs to?

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Found this weird fucking key on the ground? Y’all know what museum this shit belongs to?

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Holy shit? Dude that’s fucked up, hope y’all get out safely

I think I have the worst luck in the world. I went to the anti gravity arcade today to blow off some steam ya know play some monkey mech and let loose on the dance floor when suddenly some guy in the most tacky jacket took over the DJ station and LOCKED EVERYONE IN! Somebody please get us help I’ve been dancing for over 4 hours straight and can’t feel my legs.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

⚠️SEND HELP⚠️

AGAIN SEND HELP TO THE ANTI GRAVITY

ARCADE

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Please tell me that I’m not the only one who believes that the weird ass shadow cryptid that jumpscares people for funsies is the Six-Eared Macaque. There’s no fucking way I’m the only one

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Of course, anytime dude. I can’t help much but I know a bunch about magic, hyperfixated on that shit as a kid

Look I don’t really get the whole shoe hype thing literally just went to pick up some crocs I ordered online and i walked in on what I have to assume is an incredibly weird marketing scheme/burglary? Luckily they didn’t take my crocs guess they weren’t worth it. ( sick DBK costume tho but I don’t really get what the nerd guy is supposed to be)