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Yelena in Spider-Man BND is just her trying to recruit another depressed hero into her superhero team.

That her pitch.

"You're depressed? We're depressed as well! Join our found family we can be depressed together and we have movie nights on Fridays, non negotiable..it was Bob's idea."

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Marvel Rivals dedication to giving Emma Frost the ugliest hair styles in her skins need to be studied.

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pb&jj doodles ~ propaganda im falling for 🫡

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Phainon is based on Kevin "bisexualtron9000" Kaslana and Mydei could give the least amounts of fucks about what's in your pants as long as you can throw hands.

They are the most Bi4Pan ship ever.

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People will see both the Pyro and Anemo symbols and performing a Natlanese prayer and still only give Venti the credit for saving Bennett.

Also the fact that he said that the Pyro Archon heard their prayers—the way he said it, he was dead serious too, not in his usual coy way.

The wind carried the prayer to Mauv, and she granted it. It was a joint effort.

Natlan's people aren't called the children of sun and wind just for y'all give all the credit to your Anemo boy while downplaying and invalidating Mauvika's involvement.

Anyway, Mauvika and Venti are besties, cope and seeth over it.

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If one of your complaints of Natlan is "there's no big yaoi ship in the forefront" I'm sorry but any further opinion of Natlan or anything Genshin related you may have is immediately worthless and discarded and I'm never taking you seriously.

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They 100% made Shalla-Bal the silver surfer in this movie cause the "instantly feel a connection, and learning your language from just three words to turn you to the good side" would have been too gay to deny if it was still Norin-Radd.

And we couldn't have that could we Disney 🙃

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Lore accurate Johnny Storm. Doing the most to impress the man, woman, ailen, robots, interdimensional being he finds attractive.

There's down bad and there's 'learning your alien language from just a three word phrase and several hours of space audio recordings' down bad. I love whatever's wrong with Johnny Storm

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Alice's attitude towards the different outlanders is so funny.

Alice with Skirk: You're here from space, welcome!... But remember you're an outsider so just observe and don't touch anything or you might mess up Teyvat's fate!

Alice with the Traveler: *hands gun* go do crime (fuck up Teyvat's fate)

Alice Hexenzirkle I love you so much.

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Dare I say that if Mauvika was another tall male character with the industry plant yaoi bait people would not have hated her as much or constantly call her a "Mary Sue" Instead be writing think pieces about her even though nothing would change writing wise, just her gender.

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I can't wait for Flins to be the goofiest mf in Nod Krai if the trend of "serious looking Electro male characters are actually a bunch of weirdos when you get to know them" turns out to be true.

*Stares at Cyno, Sethos, Razor and Ororon*

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I love March and Dan Heng but we are 3 whole patch versions in and we've yet to have Welt or Himeko be one of the mains on a Trailblazing expedition.

Welt especially since it feels like the devs (looking at you Shaoji) specifically like teasing him potentially meeting people who look like the people he knew back in Hi3 and not doing anything with it. The "ohh? Is he going to meet them? who knows? play 8 more versions to find out!"

Like Bronya! THAT'S HIS DAUGHTER! FUCKING LET HIM GO TO BELABOG! HE PROBABLY MISSES HIS BRONYA SO MUCH! LET HIM SEE HIS DAUGHTER HOYOVERSE!!!!!

And how are you going to have this man talk about and reference Kevin Kaslana in Penacony when talking to Raiden B Mei, and not have him at least step one toenail into Amphoreus???????

"Oh but Welt is too OP to show up in the story!" then don't have him do any fighting, or at least keep his fighting to a minimum for only hype moments and aura as the kids say! Worked with Acheron, you can do it with Welt as well.

Let the grandpa do something instead of inventing plot points to write him, Himeko and Sunday out of the story just to keep edging Hi3 players about his interaction with other Hi3 characters.

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Genshin players can't read strikes again.

Cause how are you going to be surprised and say Scara's "redemption arc" is ruined cause he is going to kill Dottore when the first thing he said after getting his memories back and "redemed" was "I'm going to kill Dottore at minimum the first chance I get and any other Fatuss is a bonus after that"

Side eying some Scara fans as well cause if anyone, y'all should know that there was no "redemption" arc and getting to kill Dottore first chance he gets isn't "regressing" his character.

Just because Nahida adopted him, made him go to college and make friends, doesn't mean he's not that spiteful and bitter little bastard he was while he was with the Fatui.

Anyway can't wait to see Sacra's signature "it's not flirting if I say it maliciously" banter with the Traveler when they meet each other again. I miss those two blorbos interacting.

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I dread the MCUfication of spideytorch too but some of you are way too obnoxious and elitist about it.

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"B-but where are the horses?"

GIRL FUCK THE HORSES HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN!?!?!?

AWOOOOGA THATS A MAN RIGHT THERE!

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I support the "perpetual third wheel and only one focused on the mission" Baby Saja agenda.

Jinu's sneaking off and signing love songs with Rumi.

Abby and Romance want Mira to top them.

Mystery and Zoey are freak4freak in the cutest possible way.

Baby's the only one who's getting any work done around here... which is why he's Gwi-Ma's favorite and why he was hyping Baby up during his verse in 'Your Idol'