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mellomadness · 6 hours ago

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Dilara Findikoglu fall 2023 ready-to-wear

#unironically I’d wear the fuck outta this #it would sound like a sensory nightmare but it would be so worth it

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mellomadness · 2 days ago

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okay

#im in this picture and i dont like it

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mellomadness · 4 days ago

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College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

#*plankton voice* CORRECT !!

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mellomadness · 6 days ago

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I'm preparing to deliver my thesis "You Need a Snout Or You Just Look Like Bigfoot" to the International Movie Werewolf Association. I may die, but the truth must be spoken.

#yeah. I mean. yeah #or you look like what someone thought a wendigo was after only hearing about it in passing #werewolves need the snout. they need the teeth. what even are you if you don’t have those features man that like peak werewolf imagery #also missing out on using sniffing as a horror element #do you know how terrifying it would be to be snuffed and sniffled by a fucking WEREWOLF before being ripped to shreds #think about it. the sound as it tracks you down via sniffer. and then it keeps sniffing up to your face. and growls. and then you’re dead #(alternatively. horny element instead of horror element. similar action—different effect)#(being tracked via sniffy and then torn to shreds in a sexy way instead of a scary way)#(slightly cursed. just like the werewolf)

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mellomadness · 7 days ago

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It recently came up in conversation with my toddler that some birds can talk, and this has caused her great concern.

See, we were talking about how movies are pretend and how in real life, animals don’t talk. I mentioned that there are some birds who talk a little bit, but not like the animals in movies, and she just looked at me like “???”

So I informed her that some kinds of parrots can copy sounds that people make, and can learn how to say words. I thought this would give her a giggle, as fun new facts often do, but she was just deeply perplexed and a little worried about this.

“Birds can talk?” “Do they ask questions?” “What do they say?” Why do they talk?” “Do chickens talk?” “What about Blue Jays?” “Why do some birds talk?” “How do they talk?” “Birds TALK???”

We showed her a video of a parrot doing the “Hello, pretty bird, give a kiss” thing, and she was dead silent the whole time, hugging her comfort pillow with her knees to her chest. We asked if she wanted us to turn it off, and she shook her head. But we also asked if she wanted to see another one, and she shook her head even harder.

I don’t know why it has distressed her so greatly to learn that some birds can mimic human speech; but then again, I don’t know why it doesn’t distress the rest of us more to know that some birds can mimic human speech.

I keep thinking about that post that’s like “The first person to hear a parrot talk was probably Not Okay.” Because that’s exactly what happened. She had never been introduced to the concept, and her entire worldview got SHOOK.

#so when edgar allen poe was haunted by a raven tap tap tapping on his door #did it sound like a toddler cheering ‘nevermore nevermore nevermore!!’

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mellomadness · 7 days ago

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Settle something for me

To be clear: I'm NOT talking about allergies or special conditions which make you unable to consume the food for health reasons.

#i'm a mildly picky eater #yes i am allergic to some foods. but i ain't allergic to milk it just tastes BAD #i also hate tomato soup and i will refuse to eat it anytime any place #also i am not fond of a lot of american midwest dishes (sorry not sorry)#oftentimes they're very sweet when they shouldn't be or just. look gross. and i am a visual person so. gross is gross #look i tried being an adventurous eater when i was younger but now i just prefer to eat what i'll know i'll like instead of wasting money #food aversions #polls

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mellomadness · 7 days ago

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

#me when I’m at work and constantly running around and drinking water and the time blindness makes me think it’s been 5 min since I drank but #it’s actually been 3 hrs and I should’ve peed like. 40 min ago

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mellomadness · 7 days ago

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one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

#oh I need one immediately #and I need to send one to my best friends. and get one for the boyf

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mellomadness · 8 days ago

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shoutout to every song by the amazing devil. gotta be one of my favourite genders

#amen #the amazing devil

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mellomadness · 9 days ago

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

#it does make me feel a bit better to know there’s a lot of us feeling this way #just wish the space in between weren’t so… vast I suppose

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mellomadness · 12 days ago

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

#not to mention there are like. a BUNCH of skinny people with type 2 diabetes #it happens when you fuck up your pancreas and your body’s ability to process glucose (iirc) so like #people who smoke a bunch of weed and/or are borderline anorexic ‘healthy’ food people can and do also get type 2 #YOUNG people btw. like under 40 years old. get type 2 diabetes #there’s just a LOT of bad misconceptions about type 2 diabetes

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mellomadness · 12 days ago

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nailed it

#miss piggy would absolutely slay the blond wig #but idk if she would ever go for the black one

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mellomadness · 12 days ago

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people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

#brennan lee mulligan energy #which is objectively the best energy to have so. you’re doin great buddy keep it up !!

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mellomadness · 13 days ago

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