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Mags in the 75th games

made by me୨୧

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Yall think the victors ever tried to make themselves uglier so they were less “desirable”

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The internet: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

me: YEA FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

the government in question:

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The US in 1776: FUCK THE IRISH

Me: YEA FUCK THE IRISH

The Irish in question:

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American in 1776: FUCK THE BRITISH

me: YEA FUCK THE BRITISH

The British in question:

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The US: FUCK THE RUSSIANS!

Me: YEA FUCK THE RUSSIANS

the Russians in question:

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I KNOW I DID NOT JST SEE CORIOLANUS SNOW FANFIC FUCK NO GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD ON STRAIGHT.

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Real af

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YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY????

LOOK

Slim shady 😭

Yall get ur heads on, he is not attractive bffr, BE SO FR RN, even had he not commited war crimes, not attracting and i can excuse alot when a character is hot (bellatrix lestrange, jackson rippner, jonathan crane, raymond leon, tom riddle,) but yall… he aint fine

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Somewhere in Panem

Finnick is talking to Johanna abt his meeting with Snow

Finnick: Snow said that I didnt have any right to complain, no matter what the client does, so I shook his hand and left.

Johanna: you shook his fucking hand? Oh I would’ve spat in his face.

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Bellatrix lestrange>>>

So fine bro

In the movies when she met Neville and said “Neville Longbottom is it? Hows mum and dad?” KNOWING SHE TORTURED THEM TO INSANITY SAVAGE but also hot

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Yall, i never read the harry potter books as a kid… so now im 19 and reading them for the first time, im on book 4, almost done, but i legit feel stupid reading books at a third grade level but its such a good story

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Updated top 10 hyperfixations

Cillian murphy

Taylor swift

Helena bonham carter

The hunger games trilogy

Harry potter series

Luna lovegood

Angelina jolie

The divergent series

Grey’s anatomy

The maze runner series

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Somewhere in Panem

The 74th Hunger games

The tributes are at the cornocopia for the feast

Meanwhile in the victor’s lounge

Johanna: Why are the tributes taking so fucking long to just grab the bags already.

Enobaria: maybe because they are actually trying to win unlike yours.

Finnick: would you two quit arguing for once.

Foxface grabs her bag

Gloss: how is she still alive but my tributes are dead.

Brutus: bad year for 1, both tributes taken out by 12, yikes.

Gloss: oh shut up.

Katniss darts to get bag and Clove runs after her

Haymitch: shit.

Enobaria: finally.

Clove grazes katniss with the knife

Haymitch: ha she missed.

Clove tackles Katniss

Clove: Cato said I could finnish you off myself as long as I gave them a good show.

Clove runs the edge of her blade down Katniss’s face

Haymitch: ya know, 2 careers really are psycho.

Enobaria: thats the best kind

Clove: maybe i should start by carving up that pretty face. Where’s loverboy? Oh I see, you were trying to help him, well thats sweet. Just like you tried to help your little friend, what was her name again? Rue? Yea well we killed her-

Thresh grabs Clove

Enobaria: SHIT! DAMNIT WHY DIDNT YOU JUST FUCKING KILL HER!

Haymitch: well so much for psycho

Finnick and Johanna giggling

Enobaria: oh shut up Mason.

Thresh: you kill her?

Clove: no! No!

Thresh: yes you did, what was her name?

Clove: CATO! CATO!

Thresh: SAY IT!

Clove: CAT-

Thresh snaps her neck and she falls

Thresh: just this once 12, for rue,

He runs off

Enobaria: FUCK! DAMMIT!

She throws her glass

Johanna: how long till katniss kills loverboy?

Finnick: i think she is just gonna make another tribute do it.

Johanna: well thats stupid.

Katniss runs away with the bag

Cato runs up to Clove

Cato: no Clove, don’t die, please stay with me Clove, we are supposed to win this together… please…

The cannon goes off

Cato holds Clove to his chest and cries and screams

He gets up grabs his bag and runs after thresh

Johanna: ooooo, Haymitch it looks like 2 is stealing your whole star crossed lovers act huh?

Haymitch: isn’t it passed your bedtime?

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As an autistic person I’ll think Im being very sarcastic but my sarcasm level is turned up to 5 and my autism level is on 10 💀