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“And of course Abraham Lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug”

friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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So what kinda games do you think they were playing at the diddy parties. You think they played dick Jenga?

“Okay guys you know what to do,jack it and stack it”

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Just some art and doodles

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Sans undertale is fucking your mom kris!

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Me sleeping on the couch to practice for marital issues later in life because of my collection of still working smoke detectors

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Idea I had,what if drinking the blood of a tarrasque can corrupt and mutate a person into something much worse.like a person drinks even a drop and they become 3 times their size and have the strength to tear stone apart and can live with major organ damage and have their minds changed to destroy everything around them and devour what once lived. Even the blood of the tarrasque has the desire to destroy

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The random urge to say random shit in an untagged post. like tumblr is twitter but way less terrible

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Underrated internet cool moments. When you like a post and it goes from 34k likes to 35k,it’s like “oh yay!,alright now let’s see what new posts are in my yaoi communities”

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Will it blend?

(Words in case you can’t read it cause my hand writing is shit)

“HANK!,what the fuck did you do?!”

“Blemer”