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(Y/N and Dean stare out of the motel window)
Sam: What’re you guys doing?
Dean: TV doesn’t work.
Y/N: So, we’re watching the couple in the car park break up.
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Somebody stop me from liking white/gray-haired men that has some sorta relation to dogs.
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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.
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I wish more people who published video essays would simul-publish their video essay as a text essay too... looking at a video essay like I'm interested in your topic!!! please let me read the thing rather than have to watch a video!!!
#I have the attention span of a 4 months old toddler deeply asleep#so reading is a lot easier than watching for me#they also sometimes talk way too slow and I dissociate 😭
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I’m folding so hard for Arlecchino, CTRL Z the Wriothesley plans
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Results of the pulls: I got Kazuha + Tome of the Eternal Flow. So now I’ll pull on Neuvillette’s banner until I either get his C1 or lose the 50/50 to guarantee Wriothesley for whenever my man decides to come back!
#genshin impact#i was so insanely lucky cause I just did a 10 pull on the weapon for giggles#got jumpscared by Tome… absolutely not complaining though!#i was high pity there. so I knew I’d eventually get a 5* but I was in the 60s when it dropped…?#Kazuha is also of course already fully built since I had farmed everything-#he’s so fun to play!!!
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End of the world, might as well start serving cunt about it
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#bungou stray dogs#idc what yall say#Rashōmon behaves like a dog/cat#she will absolutely try to snatch the food off the table#argue with the wall
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old dazai lighting practice i found in my drafts that i have no intention of finishing so u guys can have it
#bungou stray dogs#he looks so squishable#and the hair looks so soft I wanna run my fingers through it#and tell him everything will be okay
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Not only did I use my guaranteed on Sparkle cause crack Bronya, but I also won the 50/50 and got her LC early 😟 I am in utter SHOCK.
#honkai star rail#no cause I was speechless???#I took the equivalent of the welkin to try and get as much primos as possible before Aventurine#so I can guarantee him and pray I get Gallagher… at least E1… 😭
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daryl is so fucking primal. oh, my god. i love the way he paces from side to side when being pulled away from a fight (when he fucking body slams nicholas when the group gets to alexandria). he resembles an animal sizing up its prey, waiting for the right moment to lunge. not to mention all of the UNPROVOKED grunting and groaning this man does. and the way he prefers to be covered in muck and blood and dirt... one of his favorite things to daydream about is fucking you in the middle of the forest. that is his element after all. he grew up in the woods, so why not pound you into the dirt where he’s most comfortable? the only thing he worries about is your safety. if you get too loud and a walker wanders up on you two, it would be pretty awkward to have to kill it with his dick hanging out :| god forbid some other survivors catch you in the middle of the act… i think you could convince him though. he’d never deny you.
#the walking dead#nsfw#can you hear my feral noises?#my god I need this man so bad#SO BAD#it’s not funny anymore
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Sad I didn’t get to watch the livestream since I’m still at work (🥲) but omg Kazuha is coming in second phase so I’ll FINALLY have him!!! Just salty that Itto is coming first phase cause I want Redhorn SO BAD for him 😭 but IG with all the pulls I’ll have by the time Kazuha pops up I’ll be able to get him + maybe Neuvillette’s C1… then we’ll see if I can snatch Tome… 🤨
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Bored
Scud x reader | SMUT 🔞
He was only supposed to make a quick stop at the workshop but it was taking so long and you needed attention..
Had so much fun talking headcanons with @celtic-crossbow I just had to get this scene written down.
🚬 🚬 🚬
You were bored.
You had tagged along with Scud who had to 'just fix one small thing for his buddy' before you could go back to your apartment.
That was an hour ago. So now you had yourself draped over his shoulders while he complained around the joint hanging off his lips about distracting him from his work.
"Ahw baby~ come on.. This has taken ages already." Your whine was cut short by the sound of his chair moving back.
"Come sit." Scud's hands went to grab your hips as he pulled you onto his lap. Ass pressed against his crotch and legs on both sides of his.
Okay, yeah. At least now you were getting some attention.
He rolled the chair back to the table and started to explain over his working to keep you both occupied but it wasn't enough.
You ground your hips against his, only earning a clatter of tweezers on the metal table.
"Asking for it now." Your boyfriend huffed and pulled your skirt up your waist and his sweatpants and underwear down far enough to give his cock a few tugs and pat his legs and slide you back onto his lap. With one hand he held his cock and used the other to slide your panties to the side and move you onto his length.
"Now be quiet for me, yeah? Can't have you wiggle and ruin this delicate work." He rolled back against the desk and continued working wirh his arms around you and his chin on your shoulder.
Every little scoot to the desk sent a shiver through you and added to the initial stretch. You enjoyed the little bit of adjustment time but now you really wanted to move, bounce in his lap and feel good.
At the first careful roll of your hips you were stilles by a smack to the thigh. "Come on, girl." He blew the smoke from his mouth and tapped the ashes off his joint. "This'll only take longer if you don't sit still."
"This," he points at the contraption in front of you on the table. "can and will blow if I attach the wrong wire and youcan kiss that pretty vamp-ass of yours goodbye if it does."
You sulked against him, making sure to get comfortable and behave while he worked.
He gave you a moment to settle properly before going back to work. You did your best to focus on the work he was doing but it was so difficult with him stretching you so deliciously well. He felt your walls clenching and begging for movement but had to compliment you on how well you were behaving otherwise.
"Look here, almost done." He pressed the butt of the joint into the ashtray and squeezed your thigh. "You're doing so well, might let ya drink straight from the source later."
Just a little more waiting, amd then you'd be rewarded.
~~☆☆☆~~
A/N: Woah, I wrote for someone else than Daryl!! This was a fun challenge ♡
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I’d love to eventually elaborate on this and make a longer oneshot, BUT I’ve been thinking about Daryl meeting reader in Alexandria that’s basically like, polar opposite of him, and I need to say something about it before I forget!!!
Like, Daryl with a younger, super upbeat, energetic, talkative reader, and he would NEVER admit it, but he would become totally obsessed with you. He’d come off as if he was annoyed, and sometimes he would be (just the slightest bit), but in reality he never truly wanted you to stop talking and bugging him.
It’d eventually come out one way or another that he had secretly been into you (probably from you asking him a million questions and trying to force info out of him out of curiosity), so you’d start spending a lot more time together, going on runs, spending time at each other’s homes, and he quickly realized more-so than ever that oh my GOD he’d love to have his way with you every hour of the day if he could. You’d be rambling about something that he probably couldn’t care less about, and later in the day you’d definitely pay for talking his ear off, not that he minded that much, of course.
You’d end up bent over on the closest surface of your Alexandria home with Daryl muttering the filthiest shit in your ear, your jaw slack while hot tears welled up in your eyes, threatening to spill from how good he was making you feel as he practically split you in half on his cock.
“C’mon darlin’ if you love to talk so much, why so quiet now?”
“Speak up pretty girl, I know you’d love to tell me how good ‘m makin’ ya’ feel.”
#the walking dead#nsfw#it’s early morning…#oh to have Daryl next to me when I wake up… 😔#instead I have my dog’s ass 😭
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