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“I swear I'll help you, all of you, once we're out of this place. And all I want in return is to have your support during the vote.”

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It bothered me sm that I wanted to draw it

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they're like big kids. i love them so much.

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In a reality where Gi-hun lives, and he and In-ho get together, they are forever haunted by Young-il's ghost.

He is like the first love Gi-hun never got over, the ideal, In-ho is always compared to.

Sometimes when Gi-hun is distracted, he still calls him Young-il, something he is not even aware he's doing, and In-ho accepts that, because he is worried that's the only part of him that Gi-hun could ever care about.

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fake plumber crack AU - Gihun calls for plumbing services in the love motel and Inho shows up with a fake Party City mustache and tools. He's been stalking Gihun, and the chance to study him up close is just too much for the dude. He's staring at him like he's studying a bug under a magnifying glass, but Gihun mistakes it as something else. One thing leads to another, and they end up fucking for hours in one of the rooms. Gihun, dazed and finally in a good relaxed mood, asks where he can leave a glowing review even though Inho fucked the actual shower pipes up even more (because he doesn't know a single thing about plumbing), and Inho's just like, uh, you can just leave a text at my work number. I'll share it with my boss.

He's forced to escape out of the motel through a third floor window when Junho comes back unexpectedly, and Inho limps back to the limo parked three streets down where the Masked Officer is waiting for him.

Officer: why are you wet? Inho *mustache peeling off his face from how enthusiastically he ate out the Gihussy*: so, I wasn't able to fix the pipes. Officer: that's not the point of going there. did you put in the cameras? Inho: can you go and actually handle the pipes for Gihun-ssi? it's wasting a lot of water. Officer: ......

The next day, Gihun suspiciously opens the door to Masked Officer fake-ass smiling with all his might on his doorstep:

Officer (who actually knows a thing or two about repairs): hi, I'm here to finish my colleague's job from yesterday. Gihun: oh... 😳

I need Gihun to periodically text Inho to help "fix" things around the motel from then on, and they all lose the plot due to horny for a few months, until one day Inho runs into Junho, who does a double take and is like, "what the fuck?!" He clocks that the mustache is fake immediately.

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betrayal

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Everyone is looking at HDH except...

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I don't want you to have other besties besides me, ahhh type

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When you planned to fake your own death during Hide and Seek but clearly you manipulated just a bit too close to the sun and now you're being carried to the exit like a pretty princess because of an ankle injury you don't actually have

Based on that one HDH interview in which he said he initially planned to have In-ho participate in Hide and Seek [cue Adele we could have had it all]

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I just uploaded chapter 3 of Star-Crashed Lovers, Your Worst Enemy, on AO3!

Gi-hun's obsession with In-ho is so good to me, I just needed to write it! Mutual stalkers ❤️

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LEE BYUNG-HUN as Yoo Man-soo

NO OTHER CHOICE (2025) dir. Park Chang-wook

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lee byung hun what an obscene body you have. [rattles the bars of my enclosure]

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I wasn't gonna use this account for my slop reels/tiktoks but I thought this was too funny not to post

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Exactly what I was saying

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them and their matching hobo aesthetics 💕

funny thing is lbh's character in that movie (Ashfall) also cut out a tracking chip from the back of his head.

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