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Sirius does NOT have curly hair he goes to bed like this every night:

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Why the hell do terfs seem to love Morticia Addams so much. How the fuck is she their icon in any conceivable way. She is literally married to a man whom she loves and took his last name. And she is passionately uninterested in judging other people for whatever the fuck they're doing.

The corpse of Lord Percival of the Round Table could reanimate in the basement and clamber up the stairs to announce "you know I always wanted to be a woman, I never got the chance to try that when I was alive", and Morticia would just go "oh that's nice dear. Let's see if I have some dresses that would suit you, if you're planning to stay."

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inej would 100% be the one to propose to kaz. especially after having every life altering decision torn from her hands from the age of 14, after having corrupt men’s false notions of love forced onto her.

and kaz would have deserved to be proposed to, to be offered a real promise of safety and love and a person to run home to. to have it not be a hoax or a selfish con.

inej would use a ring that perfectly matched the crow’s head on kaz’s cane. fabrikated by the one and only jesper fahey.

inej would have rooted out the sleight of hand required to perform the trick of a ring appearing seemingly out of nowhere. she spent every minute of questioning and practicing and deceiving her own eyes in the mirror thinking of how kaz would’ve had to do this as a boy.

when it was time, inej would ask kaz if he fancied a magic trick. she’d do the trick and hold the ring out and offer a steady hand of truth with it. no con, not this time, not ever.

and for the first time since kaz was a boy, he would’ve felt captivated by the magic. the curiosity, the enthrallment, the itch to make the magic his own.

but the magic wasn’t in the trick. rather, it was in the girl before him. all infatuated brown eyes and warmth. all goodness and hope.

and so kaz let’s himself say yes, he lets himself feel like magic is more than deception.

and jesper? well jesper would take more than a firm glare from kaz to stop boasting to everyone they knew about how he fabrikated the ring.

inej would roll her eyes fondly, and kaz would never let him know that he’d never felt more like a brother to him.

and when he asks jesper to be his best man, he all but blows the roof off the slat.

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hey guys do you think kaz would feed crows in inejs absence since the crows would show up to the crow club looking to be fed by inej but she’s out sailing so kaz feeds them instead🖖🏼

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JACK WOLFE AS ORPHEUS?!?!?!?! HE DID IT GUYS HE ACTUALLY GOT CASTED 😭 WE MANIFESTED THIS YALL 🙏🏻🙏🏻 HE'S GOING TO DEVOUR THAT ROLE I AM SCREAMING!!!

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the world may be a dark place sometimes but there are also 1200 year old paw prints from a happy kitty cat out there

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Wolfstar: If you see a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that is NOT me. Go the other way…

Who is this??

Snowbaz: …

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The only wedding gift I want is a sword. I’m not even joking, if I get married and I don’t get a sword may you all be damned.

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and when we get the heist in letters and wylan���s are transcribed by jesper and we get jesper’s side commentary of everything, I will not be ok

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I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay

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James when Sirius starts dating

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I keep a pocket full of rice in case a vampire ever tries to bite me. I’m not the one bitch start counting.

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Remus talks to animals like they understand him. not in a baby voice — in full sentences, as if they’re equals. “i know, the rain’s awful today,” he says to the cat on the windowsill. the cat blinks like it agrees.

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This is really insightful. Thank you, IMDb.

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I can excuse racism.. but WINCEST??