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you’re likely not active anymore, but still, i want to say I appreciate your Merry/Pippin content. Any content about the ship is so incredibly hard to find (I get why, but still). It’s non-existent actually, except for the fanfics (thank god for them). Took me a lot of time to even learn what their shipname was. So yeah, I appreciate your Merry/Pippin content!

Believe it or not, I am an fact still here lol, just really bad at remembering to post

(Also I’ve fallen a liiiiiittle off lotr, like the hyperfixation is not as bad as it used to be)

But yeah thank you! And I agree, Merry/Pippin needs to be more appreciated. Like you said, I get why it’s not as popular as, say, Frodo/Sam, but it’s painted very clearly that in hobbit culture, cousins marrying cousins doesn’t seem to be that big of a taboo. Like, the obvious, Sam and Rosie are like second cousins if I remember correctly, also they’re a fantasy race (that I generally headcanon to be like the peak of evolution), so stuff like diseases caused by inbreeding can be written off easily with just, yeah that’s not a thing with Hobbits

And Merry and Pippin are just peak! Two idiots, but different type of idiots, in love, wrecking havoc together

I might start posting incorrect quotes and other misc on here soon again, and you best believe I won’t stop with the Brandytook posts lol

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Soooo

Hi

I know I’ve been inactive a lot recently, and I apologise. I thank all of you for sticking with me in the way that you do, and I hope you bring you all more content soon, not just quotes but other stuff as well.

And then, on to the other thing. And that’s that I have a Ko-Fi now! Which is extremely like, optional for all of you. I was recently laid off from my job and am struggling a bit for cash rn, so if anyone wants to donate, even as little as a dollar, then I can’t even begin to explain how much I’d appreciate it. I’m in the middle of some medical stuff, and any help would be appreciated greatly. Again, if you don’t have the money yourself to donate so, or if you just simply don’t want to, then I totally understand, I’m just happy to have you following this blog.

Thank you all <3

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This is my favorite type of Lotr posts

Confusion in the fellowship

Also, to add one because it’s a thing I’ve noticed when watching these movies with new people:

The Hobbits think Boromir and Aragorn are brothers. Pippin was so sure for like a week that they were just one guy who just moved very quickly

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them to and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

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Arwen: God, I hate him. Elrohir: Me too. Arwen: You have no idea who I’m talking about. Elrohir: Solidarity, sister.

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Pippin: By the way, sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds! Sam: Please don’t eat the weeds. Pippin: I’m JUST saying…

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Aragorn: I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good Legolas: Horse type meal Merry: You’re so chicken coded Aragorn: Just leave me alone.

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Frodo: Seriously, Sam, how many people would you have killed if I asked you to? Sam: That’s not important. Frodo: I DISAGREE.

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Kíli: "Nobody is 'bisexual', so-called bisexuals are just failed gay people." Buddy, I can fail at being bisexual in ways you can't even imagine.

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Nori: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just grabbed the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Dwalin: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Tilda, in Bain’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Sigrid, climbing past her: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

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Sam: *crying while reading a book* Boromir: Are you okay? Sam, wiping his tears: Yeah, this book is just really sad. Boromir: …That’s just a cookbook. Sam, crying harder: I know, these recipes suck!

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Thorin: Okay, this is the fourth time this week! Fíli, do you really think your brother likes being suspended from the ceiling against his will? Kíli, duct-taped to the ceiling: Do not speak for my interests!

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Boromir: Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed in the fellowship lately? Aragorn: I hadn’t noticed. *they round the corner to see Legolas and Gimli having a slap-fight Aragorn: I see what you mean.

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Legolas: We're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple. Tilda: You seem pretty insulted by that. What, am I not good enough for you? Legolas: We are not having this conversation again.

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Are you ever gonna include any of the rings of power characters?

I legit got through one episode of that show, and then haven’t touched it

So probably not, no

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new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

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I feel seen