#silly post

[miss0atae]

How to diffuse an argument with your partner (A guide by Tai from World 2):

Sometimes you may end up in a relationship with the doppelganger of your dead partner.

First rule you need to follow, try to avoid mentioning your previous lover:

Otherwise you'll end up in a situation you would have prefer to avoid:

"It Was At This Moment He Knew… He Fucked Up"

If you couldn't avoid this very awkward situation, you will need to reassure your lover about how important they are for you:

However, the fateful question may come:

You will get many possibilities to answer, but if you are as smooth as Tai you can answer (which is not always the right answer if you're not in a poly relationship):

The counter attack may come right after, so be ready:

You don't want to disappoint your significant other, so there is only one answer possible now:

Ta-da! If you call them babe and praise them, as they always wanted, you will effectively diffuse any arguments.

[heraldofcrow]

Guys, do you think Formless Oedon and the Formless Mother explored each other’s

[x3n0thez1lly]

Pilby needs more fannart frfr

[katiefrog217]

<<BOOPS AGGRESSIVELY>>

+ Bonus:

Together in Ineffable Suffering~ :3 <3

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[alulapop]

[my-castles-crumbling]

Reblog if you:

Like the color purple

Enjoy long walks on the beach

Desperately need to scream loudly into the void

Are secretly three cats in a trench coat

Need to drink more water

Are hiding seven walruses in your basement

But don't say which.

[babybrothershaped]

throw him in the garbage tuesday

[chissjedi]

this is a PSA from your neighborhood ace asking you not to be an asshole

[bunneeboi]

[misschuchuw]

I’m so real for creating this post /j or maybe /hj😘

I feel like I saw someone do this but I’m not sure

Edit: DANG THIS POST IS GETTING LIKES I WASNT EVEN TRYING MY BEST ON THIS 😭BUT THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES AND REBLOGS❤️

[elle-rph]

People are so lucky I don’t fully speak my mind.

[xerith-42]

Some things we may have forgotten

I've been rewatching MCD and taking extensive notes on it in hopes that I'll never have to watch it again and this is just a list of things that I don't see mentioned or brought up very often/ever that we should talk about and think about more

In the first episode Garroth tries to attack Vylad (angst potential) and Vylad literally just combat locks him by logging out of the game. This is objectively funny and should not be rewritten in any capacity. This should be canon as it is in every universe.

Aphmau's cat Meowki gets randomly killed in Episode 12 by a skeleton while Kiki is right upstairs. Just saying, there's some angst potential there.

In episode 11 Garroth reveals that he knows some medicine. Pretty sure this is never brought up again, but we could always bring it up.

Logan is apparently good with a bow while Zenix is trash at it despite being a self proclaimed "expert archer" which I think is very funny (I know this is part of Zenix's cover but what if we took it seriously it would be so funny)

Zoey is originally from the river village, as is Donna. Pretty sure they retcon that for Zoey, but I like to think the two of them could have been friends before Phoenix Drop.

Garroth actually almost dies in episode 15. Like Dr. Doctor says he will probably die soon at the start of the episode. And he doesn't get healed until episode 20. He literally spends 5 episodes laid up in bed dying.

Brendan's at his side probably angsting the entire time I'm just saying if you want sad gay fanfics, it's sitting right there!

Azura and Garroth were friends as kids??? Hello???? I think this is just a massive plot hole considering what Garroth's actual backstory ends up being asjfgshjdfgjk

Okay but if we twist it a little bit, they were friends as kids as in like at the guard academy??? Bc they're like vaguely teenage/young adult so maybe that's what she means? In which case I wanna think about that more because childhood friends to lovers is one of my favorite romance arcs ever. But is it really childhood friends if you met when you were like... 18?? And you're in your like mid to late twenties probably, I wouldn't really classify that as childhood friends.

WAIT IT GETS WORSE!

I don't... I don't even have a joke here, this is just a massive plot hole. Like all of this is just not true to Garroth's backstory as we know it. Grew up in the same village? You mean O'Khasis?? Where Garroth also FAKED HIS DEATH????

I literally don't know what to say to this I was just trying to find silly little facts to try and incorporate into my rewrite and instead I found a massive gaping plot hole

Moving on, in episode 19 when Aphmau confronts Zenix and they fight, he actually apologizes to her. As if he regrets having to hurt her for the sake of his/the Shadow King's goals.

The Lord of Brightport says the Shadow King "used to be a lord". Which like... Okay, I can bend backwards a few ways to say that he could be referring to how Shad started Falcon Claw, but how the fuck does this dude know that??? I feel like Laurance constantly just stumbling into plot holes by complete accident

Dale is apparently a Garmau shipper, going as far as to ask Aphmau if she plans on hooking up with Garroth. I like to think that he and Molly have a bet going for how long it takes for one of the two of them to finally fess up.

Raven's mom tried to eat him??

Okay then.

[katiefrog217]

He's just a LITTLE dramatic 🤏

Inspired by this post by @fuckyeahgoodomens

[sashasleptonthekeyboard]

Hannibal:I am a man who loves classical music, exotic food and I surround myself with important people, I hope to find a partner of the same level as me

Will: *appears in pijamas, surrounded by dogs, a cup of "teacher #1" coffee, smells like sweat, hasn't slept well in weeks, he lives far from all civilization and human contact, possibly will die a virgin*

Hannibal: He's perfect

[sufferingsokkatash]

Look at this guy and tell me that Zuko wouldn’t fall in love with him.