michaeljpatrick

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I should add for the %84.7 percent of people that have never heard of Nothing Is Wrong, that not only does it take place in New Jersey, it takes place in SOUTH Jersey.

Summary:

Nothing Is Wrong is a horror anthology podcast taking place in and around the fictional town of Amon Heights, New Jersey

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I should probably remind everyone that my collection of DOZENS of unique D&D 5e magic items is available.

You can get the Pangolin Scale Mail and 49 more cool doodads for your character!

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Stewis!

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A snippet of conversation that happened one evening while hanging out

It's unfortunate that these sorts of precautionary conversations feel necessary with so much political uncertainty

More exclusive daily comics over on my Patreon

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Summary:

Nothing Is Wrong is a horror anthology podcast taking place in and around the fictional town of Amon Heights, New Jersey

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I'm selling my collection of magic items as a PDF on DrivethruRPG

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

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If you have a PC in your D&D 5e game that likes to pretend they are Mary Poppins, have I got an item for you! Get this and more in the Dungeon Company Store Catalog!

I'm selling my collection of magic items as a PDF on DrivethruRPG

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I listen to every episode after it is released so I can check it for errors. I should probably do that before I release the episodes, but I am usually too tired at that time.

Summary:

Nothing Is Wrong is a horror anthology podcast taking place in and around the fictional town of Amon Heights, New Jersey

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groupthink is such a nothing phrase. oh your thoughts are socially influenced and mediated? unlike me, who forms all my opinions in complete isolation. enlightenment philosophers who spent their lives inventing phrenology and writing racism textbooks beat you to the punch like four hundred years ago you’re gonna need to come up with something more original. sounds like you’re engaging in groupthink honestly

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I'm selling my collection of magic items as a PDF on DrivethruRPG

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Dear Consumer, A rogue wizard from within the Dungeon Company has altered the pricing for this tome. It is now valued at $4.99 due to that mad mage's meddling. Whatever you do, do not take advantage of this change. It could be an arcane trap!

I'm selling my collection of magic items as a PDF on DrivethruRPG

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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun

there's a stoat hiding in that last one

source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible

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This is a book full of D&D magic items that you can use in your DnD 5e campaign.

I realize that my initial post made it seem like I was selling my own personal magic item collection. But no. The real magic items are just for me.

I'm selling my collection of magic items as a PDF on DrivethruRPG

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I'm selling my collection of magic items as a PDF on DrivethruRPG