michaeljpatrick

[michaeljpatrick]

My goal is to sell one million copies before the end of the day!

999,995 more to go!

My new D&D adventure is up on DriveThru and Itch for just TWO dollars!

I ran this for my own group and it took two 4-hour sessions. They had a great time. The tower of the wizard, Hüt is a mysterious location with a wonderful secret.

The adventure has several encounters that can be engaged with or without combat!

[michaeljpatrick]

My new D&D adventure is up on DriveThru and Itch for just TWO dollars!

I ran this for my own group and it took two 4-hour sessions. They had a great time. The tower of the wizard, Hüt is a mysterious location with a wonderful secret.

The adventure has several encounters that can be engaged with or without combat!

[michaeljpatrick]

I've used my real name everywhere on the web since 1999. No sense stopping now.

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

[michaeljpatrick]

New 5e adventure on itch!

[michaeljpatrick]

Gone Home, 2013

Making an indie horror game and saving money on asset development by having the monster just not show up.

[michaeljpatrick]

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

[michaeljpatrick]

I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

[michaeljpatrick]

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

[michaeljpatrick]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[michaeljpatrick]

We all float up here.

The Big Comfy Couch Pie in the Sky

[michaeljpatrick]

Well, I happen to make two podcasts. One is horror/weird fiction set in the fictitious New Jersey town of Amon Heights

Nothing Is Wrong

The other is a dark fable about a young girl, her demon, and the end of the world.

A Bird for a Heart

Perhaps they will be to your liking.

Need Podcast Suggestions

Hi everyone!

I don't know how many people will actually see this but this is the best place to get the answers I need.

I am looking for some good podcast suggestions but not just any podcast, I want fiction or true crime podcasts.

I would prefer podcasts available on Spotify, but other suggestions are also welcome.

Here are some the recent podcasts that I have listened to just to give you an idea of what I am looking for:

1. The Amelia Project 2. Sherlock & Co. 3. Forgive me 4. Where the stars fell 5. Midnight Burger 6. Unsolved/Solved Murder 7. Mansfield Mysteries 9. Let's talk about myths baby 10. Desert Skies 11. Case 63 Looking forward to some good podcasts. Thanks for all the help!

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rare vent art from a few months ago

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[michaeljpatrick]

zoomer insults are so pathetic and limp wristed and nothing. "are you acoustic" are you scared of getting trouble for using autistic as an insult? "stupid ahh" how are you expecting me to be insulted when you're too scared to curse. dumb fuck. pansy. either be nice or grow a pair

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I worry that I push my fantasy fiction podcast on here, too much. But then I realize that I only have about two dozen listeners.

Give A Bird for a Heart a chance. If you like it, tell your friends.

If you hate it, tell your enemies.

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All this talk on the ethics of recreating mammoths leaves out the obvious problem that the planet is getting warmer. Do the elephants even want to be wearing winter coats?

cocked that up. they're way too small

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These are the mechanics for a WIP Space Fantasy ttrpg.