My friend likes Lamplighter Oneshot so he's my banner I guess. She/they. Lesbian. acevague, autistic. Gender is a bug I ate last Tuesday. 20. Ask my about my Stardew Valley headcanons.
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#my first thought was why did I get tagged in this#and then it was oh yeah I like cats#and also I steal your pizza crusts
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what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?
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Anytime someone says “you don’t need an antidepressant you need exercise” I laugh and think about how I started my workout routine a month after I started Lexapro.
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Jagged Stone is the Don Lothario of Miraculous Ladybug. Send tweet.
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nothing cuter than a cat reaching out to very gently bother you with a paw
#today my cat woke me up to take my medicine#and then sat their and waited until I went to take it#I think this wins
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Not to be horny but you should lay your head on my chest so i can slowly play with your hair and scratch your head and caress your neck until all your muscles relax then i'll kiss your forehead <3
#babe you are literally going to make me sob#I’m gonna cry#sobbing crying screaming#you hurt me and I love you <3
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According to the radio on my school shuttle the gift that keeps on giving is a catholic education so jot that down
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Hello useless lesbians of tumblr.com how many of you realized you are not just useless but are also autistic and are really bad at picking up on flirting? Just me? Ok.
#this can also probably apply to bi people or anyone in the lgbtq community#but I remember seeing the phrase useless lesbian a lot
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sorry you have to think a character is perfect to love them but that sounds boring i like my girls a little pathetic and mean
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I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”
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sign into the patient portal to make an appointment! enter the six digit confirmation code we texted! make an account to view health providers near you! log in with your google account! please use our online portal to manage your healthcare! download our app for virtual appointments! use mychart to track your labs! this is a different medical facility from your last doctor so you need a different mychart account! answer this 80 question survey each time before you are seen! download the cvs app to manage your prescriptions! download the cvs caremark app to manage your other prescriptions! these apps are not compatible. scan this generated barcode at the pharmacy to pick up your prescriptions! must be logged in. what if i jeff the kill you
#if you’re going to make a portal#you need a fucking app#because I am not opening that shit in Safari
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Truly criminal that PSYduck is not a psychic Pokemon.
Also criminal that I don’t get psychic powers when I have a headache.
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As in like what was the default thing you would draw on the margins when you were in class and had no creative ideas? Personally I was a wings and eyes kid. Usually wings though.
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#eyes is probably the closest? but my doodles are mostly hearts or connected squiggles#oh and infinity signs
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he is jsut hes just going to go trick or treating
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incredibly fucked up you can put off things for “tomorrow” and then. and then tomorrow comes
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