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micro-wav · 4 months ago
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50/50 chance won! - Party Noob
Genre: fluff
Summary: You're traveling on the elevator when a well-known floor comes up.
CW: none!
[Not a request, I just really wanted to write something cute with Poob, I feel like they deserve more love :) ]
[I wrote this with a platonic relationship in mind, but you could also see this as more than friendship, so it's tagged as x reader as well!]
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Excitedly, you walk out of the elevator, the jukebox playing on your left, but your face is turned towards the right where you see none other than your favorite party goer.
The elevator bell sound signaling its arrival to a new floor chimes before the doors open, revealing the subway station which you knew all too well by now.
"Noobie!" You exclaim with excitement before running towards them and throwing your arms around them, giving Poob just enough time to lift the present they were holding up above his head so you could properly hug them. "Y/N! HII!!"
Once inside you press one of the buttons of the elevator, which was redundant since it would just start on it's own anyways and all the buttons were the same, but it was a force of habit from normal elevators so you didn't mind.
After letting them go, you grab one of their hands and walk towards the elevator, Poob letting you basically drag him along, the present now awkwardly tucked under their arm to keep it from falling, but they were already used to this and knew you wouldn't let their hand go anytime soon anyways.
"I wonder where we'll go to next~" You hum as the doors close shortly after and you turn your gaze towards Poob, more importantly the present in her hands, eyeing it curiously. "Whatcha got in there this time?"
Poob grins knowingly, turning away from you just a little as you were still holding her hand. "I dunnooo, wut r u thinking I got in here?" Making you sigh, feigning exasperation as you grab their hand a little tighter and tug him towards you a little to make them look at you once more. "Gimme a hint!"
They laugh, grinning widely as they think about how best to describe it "hmmm, itz fluffy! n' cute!"
You think for a moment, trying to think of something that would fit that description and fit inside the Box "A kitty? No, that'd make noises and the Box wouldn't be this stabile to hold with one hand.. a plushie maybe?" Poobs eyes sparkle at your words and he nods eagerly "Correct!!" He exclaims excitedly, throwing the box in the air which makes it explode, confetti falling slowly as a plushie appears, making you let go of poobs hand to catch it.
As if on queue, the elevator comes to a stop as you stop hugging and the doors open after the familiar ring of the bell, signaling the start of the next floors timer. Eager to explore, you hold onto your new plushie and grab Poobs hand with your other one, happily doing everything with just one hand as long as it means you don’t have to let go just yet.
You realize you weren't actually too far off in your first guess, it turns out to be a plushie of a cat, it's Black beady eyes staring at you, its stitched smile unfaltering as you look at it. You squeal, hugging it tightly before wrapping your hands around Poob once more, squeezing her tightly "thank you, thank you, it's so cute!!" Poob matches your energy perfectly, now able to hug you back since they were no longer carrying anything "WELC!!"
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micro-wav · 4 months ago
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The common Regretevator elevator cast when they get sick ☆
[I've been sick for the last couple of weeks, this is me projecting :( ]
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STAT
Suppresses her sneezes when in the elevator, not out of courtesy to the other elevator users but literally because she doesn't want to attract attention or even worse, pity
Repurposes one of her fine dust mask, wouldn't be caught dead with a "medicinal paper bag over her mouth"
Won't accept someone elses tissues, she has her own, stop blessing her!
Bive
Rarely gets sick, but if she does, she's knocked out
Her fur is all over the place, her glasses always a little crooked and she can't seem to have one clear thought thanks to all the coughing
If Split finds out, you will find neither in the elevator until Bive feels better
It's strict bed resting and drinking green tea, two of Bives least favorite things, but if it's being ordered by her most favorite Person it might not be as unbearable.
Split
When Split gets sick, Splitsville! is put on hold.
as the main writer of the jokes she's a critical part of the show and without her it just wouldn't be the same.
As someone who usually cares for others, she's not used to having others care for her so she sits her sickness out alone :(
She does however like to listen to Bives radio frequency as she sips tea and eats peanut butter crackers in bed.
Pest
Another follower of the "I'll keep working until I can't stand anymore" rule
That, of course, is even more dangerous than just waiting to get better, but Pest would never acknowledge the truth like this
Hides it actually pretty well, it's due to a slip up in his facade, the one time he didn't check if anyone was around to cough, that someone notices
And of course it's Poob
Who then immediately starts hovering and telling everyone and by everyone I mean DrRetro
Thus begins a long, strenuous manhunt filled with 100% physical activities which could've been avoided and 0% actual rest
Poor Pest.
Folly
I'm a firm believer of the fact that Folly feels under the weather if she fails to meet her daily quota of despair and agony which she leeches off of Unassuming elevator users
It's not your average sneeze and cough kind of sickness, it's the Victorian, starving kid kind of sickness
Looks and sounds lifeless, there's no chuckling and no pestering, making everyone feel on edge that she's planning something
but unless that something is getting done whatever she needs to do and then hide for the rest fo the day, then no, she's not.
Melanie
The poor thing, asked Mozelle for help and was taken to the Vet
Unfortunately DrRetro can only treat her lower half, it's unclear and questionable why Melanies head is affected by this weird disease and also how is she even sneezing, it's a screen?
So, Mozelle calls over some Friends with Mechanical experience to help figure out what to do!
STAT came for the treats and left with "do I look like I have a head for a screen?", Pest was invited but never showed up and Mach politely declined and referred to the Doctor so they were back to step one
On coincidence as Mozelle and Melanie were defeatedly using the elevator to get back home, they ended up in the Floppy Shoppy where Prototype and Scag were currently playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Once they explained the problem, Scag rolled over to Melanie, told her to turn around and plugged out the HDMI cable, making her head black out. She then held the end of the cable towards Prototype who blew into the bit using their fans and the cable was plugged back in.
It worked, the problem was dust in the cable head which in return made Melanie sneeze... anyways
Mozelle
The agony, the horror!
Her imminence is sick, call for the doctor post haste!
DrRetro prescribes strangely oval, white candies and something called "fishy oil" to take for 5 days.
Preposterous, it tastes nothing like candy! But alas, Mozelle shan't let her kingdom down by being sickly so she will take the disgusting, bitter stuff and get well soon!
PartyNoob
It's actually quite common for Poob to get sick!
It's almost always bound to happen too, multiple parties a day with a bunch of diffrent people is the perfect place for germs to spread like wildfire :/
If they slowly feel under the weather as the day goes on, they make it their personal goal to call every last host of the parties they were going to attend to decline the invitation as to not spread their sickness to others.
If they wake up sick however, there's no guarantee for anything as they barely leave their bed all day, opting to just sleep it off so they can get better quick and continue as usual once more!
Lampert
Contrary to popular belief, constantly washing your hands, cleaning your surroundings, disinfecting everything and wearing masks around other who you can't say for sure are healthy isn't enough for you to never get sick.
The more you shelter your body, the more your immune system shuts down, thinking it's safe, but that's when the bacteria gets you!!
You'll not see Lampert for at least two weeks, one to get better and an additional one sulking in Rokea for being so careless and getting sick in the first place...
Pilby
Whenever the bug gets the sickbug (I'm not sorry), they are not permitted to enter the elevator and put on strict bedrest unless supervised until they feel better
Mach is pretty busy most days, but whenever Pilby feels unwell she makes it her personal goal to go outside and walk with them at least once a day. if they're cooped up inside, they're just breathing in the same sick air all day and never get better, that's not an option.
They don't like to lie, but once Pilby does feel better they like to keep the facade up for a few more days so they can hang out with Mach some more.
And Mach is fully aware that Pilby is better, her sensors telling her so, but she doesn't call them out, indulging in the lie herself. it's nice to take a break and just hang out once in a while :]
The exceptions:
What do you do when you're a doctor and get sick? No idea, DrRetro won't tell me.
One could argue that Fleshcousin is never healthy, but I'm not prepared to have this argument at this time, so I won't.
Gnarpy is an alien. Perhaps there is some sort of alien virus out there, but if there is we'd never know, that's for sure.
Infected is unfortunately doomed to never be healthy, poor dude.
Unpleasant is always sick and nasty and ugh.
Reddy is a robot, HOWEVER sometimes when Scag and Prototype are in the elevator with it, they like to upload a virus that makes it sing and dance to Tyler, the Creator songs.
Scag and Prototype have both been robots for a loooong time so they usually know how to take care of themselves, just like they do with Reddy however, they like to upload funpilled stuff onto themselves for funmaxxing on a Friday.
Wallter can't get sick, i don't think there's bacteria strong or persistent enough to get through all that concrete...
Mark is another lucky dude to just never get sick in the usual sense, unless you count getting sick of certain cement-drinking individuals
You'd think after having their entire body scrambled, their immune system would be all out of whack as well, but no, Spud actually doesn't get sick! You could even argue all the experiments made it stronger, a small comfort in a sea full of sadness.
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micro-wav · 4 months ago
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Regretevator character writing list
Characters will be color Coded to make it easier to differentiate:
Orange means I will only write platonic scenarios/HCs
Green means alongside platonic, I'm open to also write romantical scenarios/HCs
As stated by representatives of the game, they don't feel comfortable with NSFT stuff made about the characters and I respect the hell out of that so yeah, no smut for this gang, thank you for understanding :^
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Here is the list of characters i consider common elevator cast that i write for:
Bive
DrRetro
Folly
Fleshcousin
Gnarpy
Infected
Lampert
Mannequin_Mark
Melanie
Mozelle
PartyNoob
Pest
Pilby
Prototype
Reddy
Scag
Split
Spud
STAT
Unpleasant
Wallter
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And here is the list for characters that i write for, but don't count as common elevator cast:
Gregoriah
Mach
MR
That's all for now, list might get updated at a later time!
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micro-wav · 4 months ago
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But in real talk what kind of characters do you do in regretevator
All of them
No but seriously, I write for all the common elevator cast aka. The ones that can enter the elevator and a few specific characters outside of the elevator!
I'll make a separate post which will include a list of all the characters I write for, that way it's easier to figure out what you can request soon, be on the lookout for that :^
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micro-wav · 4 months ago
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The common Regretevator elevator cast and their favorite way to eat eggs ☆
[This was only supposed to be a fun little conversation topic in the official Discord, but it got out of hand, I'm not sorry]
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STAT
STAT likes her eggs Over-hard
She always says "Runny yolks are for kids!" but jokes on her because statistically speaking children appreciate over-hard eggs more than other gooey preparation methods as they have a less refined palette and don't like the texture
But don't retaliate with that unless you want her to ignore you for an indefinite amount of time...
Pest
Pest likes pickled eggs
If you pester him enough about his choice, he'll grumble that "they taste better than whatever you like" and while that's not necessarily a lie, the real reason behind it is that they are easy to preserve!
If you store them sealed, in a dark place they practically last forever and as someone who's basically always on the run or working it's easy to have those around multiple diffrent places
Infected
Infected really likes Soft-boiled eggs
they are a low-cost, easy to make addition to all the diffrent kinds of cup ramen he's got in his cupboard!
A yummy meal which he enjoys while waiting for his computer to start up so he can get on MySpace and ramble about whatever's currently occupying his mind
Lampert
Lampert likes Hard-Scrambled eggs!
It's a predictable, easy way to make eggs and also not too soft so it doesn't make a mess on his plate afterwards
There is little distinction between the yolk and the white, it all kinda blends together and unless you've got a keen eye, you can't really tell them apart
something something lampert blends into Rokea with the other lamps just like the yolk and the egg white-
Wallter
Wallter, the lover of arts and all things fancy, makes some mean Deviled eggs and he KNOWS that they're good because whenever he makes them, they are gone quick
The same thing goes for his Christmas Deviled eggs he prepares during the holidays, gone in a flash
just like him when he tries to join the elevator, but its full-
Melanie
She really likes cloud eggs!
The egg whites are as light and as fluffy as they sound, the silky-smooth yolk a nice finishing touch and lets be honest, who wouldn't wanna eat a cloud?
And although the process may be difficult, sometimes hardships have to come before happiness is found
Bive
Hard-boiled eggs, 100%
Easy to make, doesn't take much time and can be left unsupervised without catching on fire so she can look at her pin board of evidence while they boil
But even if they are more forgiving than the other preparation methods, they, too, do have a breaking point
When she finally does check on them, she finds that they have cracked in the water </3
Split
The classic sunny side up egg
"Look at life on the sunny side up!"
Prefers it on a slice of mushroom toast in the morning, "an egg-cellent way to start the day!"
Can't help but Crack jokes even during breakfast "Why do people love eating hard-boiled eggs for breakfast? They're hard to beat!"
Poor Bive, it's questionable if eating the food is going to commence anytime soon
Unpleasant
Frozen egg.
What's a Frozen egg?
You take a raw egg, poke a long stick through it and put it in the freezer for 1 hour
On second thought, maybe it would be more of a popsicle egg?
Let's just move on, the thought is highly unpleasant;;
Mark
Loves those Diner-style omelets
They are cooked on high heat instead of low heat like their French cousin, making it a much quicker breakfast to make, but you can't take the work out of the man, simple is not in his vocabulary, he'd never be satisfied with just an egg cooked in water
Ham, peppers, cheese as a filling, herbs, seasoning as needed and he's ready to go out there and work!
Poob
Not your typical food, but Poob likes Prairie oyster eggs!
For those unaware, it's a raw egg in a glass with some salt, Tabasco and Worcestershire
Someone once told them that it's a remedy for a hangover and they believed it!
They continue to have it ever since and as long as it's not hurting them it's best to just let them be, ignorance is bliss after all
Folly
I doubt Folly cooks, let alone even needs to eat, but if she would, she'd like Egg cooked in broth
It's a comfort food, hot chicken broth with two beaten eggs slowly poured into it so everything mixes nicely together
Of course, she doesn't need to be comforted, she's fine, stop asking her stupid questions
She'd have a bowl in her domain in quiet as she waits for unsuspecting victims to torture once more
Mozelle
Her highness would like a sweet Soufflé omelet!
A modern novelty, but she has all the time in the world and she's not the one who prepares it so it's fine
As fluffy and as sweet as a pancake, she likes hers with lots of cinnamon, vanilla extract, sweetener and strawberries as a garnish
Spud
A fan of soft-scrambled eggs
Is it difficult to place the egg that's got the texture of cottage cheese into Spuds vertical mouth? Yes
Is that gonna stop Spud? No!
Fuzzy memories of simpler times where scrambled eggs and bacon was something Spud could make without help come to mind, but they are as fleeting as the summer breeze
Pilby
Steamed custard egg!
That was their mom's favorite way to prepare eggs, it's got the consistency of pie filling :0(
Sometimes, late at night when everyone should be asleep there is a faint Egg smell appearing in Machs Office. She knows why it's there, she has no need to check, but she does it anyways
It's what friends do.
The Egg-ceptions:
Neither Prototype nor Reddy eat eggs. If you're funny with it you might try and Crack an egg on their heads and see if it cooks.
DrRetro and Gnarpy, such as normal cats, have no need for eggs as consumption. No more than 10% of your cat’s daily calories should come from treats—including eggs as they can easily lead to unhealthy weight gain. The most DrRetro is willing to have is a spoonful out of politeness, Gnarpy would prefer to just eat the chicken that made the egg.
Fleshcousin eats whatever it's being shown how to eat. If you like your eggs scrambled, that's how it'll eat them, if you prefer hard boiled so does it, if you're an egg connoisseur and love to make quiche and frittatas it will follow your example.
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micro-wav · 4 months ago
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HELLOOOO!!
You can call me Micro! (short for Microwave)
I'm 21+, therefore if there are any minors not comfortable with interacting with an adult, consider this your warning.
and i have a lot of thoughts and opinions, they will be stored here so I may focus on work and other stuff once more!
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Writing Requests are open!
I mainly write character HCs
occasionally I might write x Reader scenarios, and one-shots.
If you're unsure if I'll write your request, send me an ask :)
Keep in mind that I don't answer requests until I finish writing/editing them. Time and day is determined by how long it takes me to complete them, also there's no guarantee I will write your request.
By sending an ask you agree to have read the following:
What I WON’T write
I will not write smut for non adult characters.
If a character is canonly asexual I will not write smut of any kind, if a character is canonly aromantic I will only do platonic scenarios/HCs
I reserve the right to refuse writing about character x character ships I personally don't ship.
That's all for now, list might get updated at a later time!
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Fandoms I am currently writing for:
Regretevator
That's all for now, list might get updated at a later time!
If you want to find my writing, look for the posts tagged with "this post was microwaved"
If you want to find all asks, look for the posts tagged with "this ask was microwaved"
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