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I've had people talk to me saying“ I wish my hyperfixations weren't fandom related and they were actually something applicable to the real world” and every time I have to say yeah I get those but where on God's Green Earth in my lifetime am I going to be able to use my intimate knowledge of Bush planes for anything remotely useful in everyday life

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Love wandering around the university library and randomly see books that predate the civil war

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??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

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I can't believe my worst fear has been found on a tumblr account. I'm shivering to the timbers. 😨 How did you find me? 😡🫵

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Medieval people had all the ingredients to make thermite ( specifically zinc and manganese dioxide) but instead chose to die of plague and hate women

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rubbing my penis

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what the fuck

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what do you do whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind?

i take a look at my enormous Pinus

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will always be hilarious to me that we all talk about ‘sexual fantasy’ as standard lexicon but the second someone includes fantastical elements in sexuality the reaction is OH MY GOD SO CRINGE DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY GET OFF TO THIS NO WAY HOW STUPID

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He's talking about coming to understand that getting to know others humanizes them in your mind

Pukicho I'd love if you'd interpretively doodle whatever unusually sincere and meaningful emotion is lingering your gut today

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Chemistry tubers are a different breed like they'll make DMT one video "as an exercise" and then the next video is them making something explosive, toxic, corrosive, and carcinogenic.

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A gleeful smile

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I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.

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jacking off and eating cornflakes at the same time just to prove a point

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nvm it's back

The takedown of nhentai yesterday was the coomers' 9/11

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The takedown of nhentai yesterday was the coomers' 9/11