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"The youth need something to believe in and get them to put their phones down now and then, which is exactly why this town needs a Scooby-Doo villain. It'd also double as cover for anti-Hollow activities. We've already got Kisuke as the local Mr. Hyde, so I'm thinking something halfway between The Fury and Spooky Space Kook."

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"How do you feel about Norman Greenbaum?

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"Don't act like I need it, but I'll also pass on your behalf. He'd simply complain the whole time. You could probably buy Rukia off with some cheap bunny merch instead and save a lot of money all-up; at most you might have to flash your nipple piercings at her to keep her intrigued."

"Not sure I can handle the dread 'Tokyo Summer'... Should we kidnap Hitsugaya and have him take the place of the AC unit?"

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"Oh! Well, well. It's been a while. You don't look like you've aged a day! What brought you back? You never seemed like the Spaceballs 2 type to me; you here for Sonic 4, Toy Story 5, or Scream 7?"

"I feel like I've been gone forever. . .

I wonder how much I've missed. . ."

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"Just wait until you see what August is like around here. Fortunately for you, you can still find a Mr. Freeze stand-in if you try hard enough." No qualms about crossing the streams for Yoruichi, it seemed.

"I used to hate summer because I hate getting sweaty. Now I also hate it because I'm running my power bill up trying to keep my place cool."

"Adult responsibilities suck."

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"Sorry about your finances."

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Which aesthetic™ colour are you?

dusty rose

My friend, you are hella aesthetic. Everything about you is thoughtful and intentional, from the way you present yourself to the way you've constructed your space. You'd probably make the most impressive cakes. You have a few close relationships that you've poured yourself into, and you both value the little every-day moments you have together. That said, sometimes you get a bit lost in the details and forget to take a holistic look at your life. Who have you left behind? Are you happy, or do you just look it? Remember to have an honest check-in with yourself sometimes.

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"You sure about that? Hmm. There's a place in Shibuya called Smash Hits, been open since the '80s. It's one of the only places you can do karaoke before a live, captive audience—if you don't get stage fright, anyway."

"Wait wait karaoke where?! I wanna go!"

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"I once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid. At a party."

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How much of a sinner are you?

"Oh, like you'd know."

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"... Hmph." It was a sound of dry amusement. While the darting gaze and widening of eyes were at least a touch entertaining, the smile which followed the latter told Yoruichi she'd probably only get so much fun out of such an approach and the limit had likely already been reached. She allowed the glow of her eyes to fade down as the fuller answer came, and finally turned to give her full attention.

"Well, isn't that the truth." Whether her gaze seemed mundanely feline or might connote something bigger was assuredly in the eye of the beholder. "I guess you're immune. How rare. Got a name, 'not like me', or did you enjoy being called 'kitten'?"

| 猫 |—         There was a curious tilt to the Yokai's head as she stared at the other woman. The scent wasn't that she owned a cat but that this woman was the cat but, this caused a frown to form on her features. She certainly didn't smell like a Yokai, that was for certain. "I'd like to think it's a fairly professional opinion." Felix responded, her eyes flicking up to the woman's face the moment she turned to face her. She had met many different beings over her time but this woman seemed different and it intrigued her. Her eyes widened slightly from the glow to her eyes, causing her lip to quirk upwards.

"K-Kitten?!.. No, I'm sure of it but, you're not like me."

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Advanced Bounty Creator 2

"I wasn't even present then... but he probably had it coming."

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"Hnh! I can picture you going at it, shaking someone by the lapels and rasping, 'What're ye'—ah, but what's the nickname you'd reach for? 'Gashapon', 'gumball machine', 'piggybank', 'Kinder Egg', or something else?"

"Who needs a name when you can shake 'em fer what their life's worth. askin' 'em what they are. This could be a new way to perform Konso."

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"Woah mama, I'm on the scary planet." Yoruichi racked her weapon.

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@rukia-kuchiki-divided asked for My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks [02/10]:

✘ Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?

"No, because my muscular control and intestinal microbiome are both phenomenal."

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"What's that, Lassie? Timmy fell down the well?"

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TommyInnit: Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no! Time out, time out, we have thirty more minutes! We have thirty more minutes! Technoblade: You got nothing, Tommy! You have nothing! Where is your army!? TommyInnit: You said there'd be thirty minutes! Technoblade: Oh no, did we lie?! Oh no! TommyInnit: What the fuck!!! Philza: You think we're gonna play fair? You think we're gonna be fair?! This is war, Tommy. Technoblade: Oh no, I wasn't honorable about the 1 v like 30 that's gonna happen, I'm sorry, oh no!