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LMAO! Not that kind of sleeping. I mean… unless you want to 😉
No but for real I meant like actually sleeping since we’re both tired af. Not in the same bed though.
Husband, let’s sleep together
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You better be 😤
Let’s cuddle to keep warm husband
*says fuck no in autistic*
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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!
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Okay but no need to be mean to your wife! 😭 At least pretend or something 😩
Let’s cuddle to keep warm husband
*says fuck no in autistic*
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Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u
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As a certifiable sleepy girl nothing feels more romantic than cuddling up for a nap with someone. Please play with my hair as I fall asleep, I’ll melt into a puddle.
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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I always know when something is wrong. I can sense it.
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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?
not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me
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My mom thinking that I’m secretly dating my trans gay best friend is so funny to me.
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Lmao I think you’re right 🤣
Tell my mom we’re having sexual affairs /j
it's what she would want
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