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sladejay is a peak jason ship because i don't have to deal with jason being written off as incompetent or inferior to the bats

his skills are utilized to their max as per utrh and lost days and he isn't treated like a reckless impulsive brute. he is also appreciated and the supposed horror of him killing isnt ever brought up. he owns his shit, kills terrible people, and looks cute doing it. slade's just there to support his baby's rightdoings and maybe stomp on invasive, asshole bats

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night shift

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Hidetoshi Mito

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sorry what

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When I was a kid I kept failing classes because I'd lose my homework. I'd finish it, but between the dining room table and the classroom it would just walk away. Sometimes it ended up in my backpack, sometimes it didn't; sometimes I finished the homework at school and it got home in my backpack but wasn't there the next day.

To attempt to address this, my parents got me a neon orange folder to put in my backpack; it was my homework folder, all homework was to go into that folder and that folder only, and it was to only come out of that folder when it was being worked on. I was to put homework in the homework folder as soon as it was assigned and if I'd worked on it, put it back in the folder as soon as it was finished. The logic here was that using the folder was supposed to be automatic, and you wanted a bright color so it wouldn't get lost in the depths of a backpack.

I think I lost about eight of those before my parents stopped buying orange folders.

So it was very frustrating to search "how to be organized at work as an adult with ADHD" only to get a list that said "set alarms and write things down and try to make friends with a more organized person" which was immediately followed by tips to help your ADHD child stay organized and the one right at the top was to put their homework in a bright folder so they couldn't lose it.

If you have been harmed by the ADHD Tips Industrial Complex you may be entitled to a packet of fun-dip and a cactus cooler as consolation for losing your homework folder again.

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Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands

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I should definitely be asleep but AO3 is down and now I'm mad because I just wanted to browse a few fics to figure out what to read tomorrow and now I can't.

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The thing about me is that I love to dawdle, to dilly dally, fanny around a bit, faff about. I'm a lollygagger

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Two weeks until I'm done with the day job!

Not panicking at alllllll...

in unrelated news, am I shamelessly spruiking for preorders for the new book that I wrote with @thisdiscontentedwinter?

Yes, yes I am, because I know you guys are the actual best when it comes to supporting our combined chaos.

Danny Hall gets a Lawyer is an MM romance set in Goose Run, a small town full of quirky characters, big personalities, and unexpected romances. Just don't ask about the goose.

You can order from us direct, and real talk, that makes us double the money we get from Amazon, even with selling it to you cheaper. PLUS you get it a week early on July 22nd. What's not to love?

If you prefer, you can also preorder on Amazon for a July 31st release.

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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by @hypogean_gaol_

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Thank you for the transcription, and blessings upon your house.

It's never over. You can recover from anything in life, even a PhD in Philosophy on Husserl.

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like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

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Y'know. There are a lot of people who say "problematic" when they actually mean "sinful". And I kind of wish they would just say "sinful".

It'd be more honest about their perspective, and it'd save me time trying to determine whether they're critiquing something in good faith or just being reactionary conservatives.

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Little Rosie wanted to get up on the bed with her owners, so they built her a puppy ramp. (via)

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Asexuality is crazy because it's like I'm so horny and my little fictional characters are so horny and we're all horny little guys in my head. I make my little blorbos kiss. But then a real human person wants to have sex with me and I'm like hahhahaha wtf how would that even work? You're not a blorbo?