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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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does he know it’s legal 💔💔

DANNY I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ASS!❤️❤️❤️❤️

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MORE thunderbolts tweets

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my exposure to him has unironically helped me get over my situationship

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I kiss the back of your feet and thank them. Because they have walked the entire earth and somehow made their way to me.

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LEWIS PULLMAN as Robert "Bob" Reynolds / Sentry / Void — Thunderbolts* / The New Avengers (2025)

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the saddest wettest most puppy eyed boys ever

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Bob

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I want to put him in my pocket and take him home with me where I would give him a little bonsai tree to live in and feed him froot loops and cheese

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save a horse, ride a cowboy

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i have so many of these

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I feel very normal about all things Thunderbolts* and Bob (i’m feral).

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thunderbolts trip to the mall (for "team enrichment" or whatever alexei said)

- bob asks if they can go to build a bear after leaving every store they enter. eventually, they tell john to just take him and meet them back in the food court

- yelena picks out outfits for ava to try on and makes her give them a little fashion show after everything she tries

- yelena holds onto everyones wallets (in her vest pockets) because bob left his at macys one time and they had to scour the entire mall to find it again

- john and ava threaten to push each other off the escalator every time they go near it

- spencers is yelena'a favorite store cause she thinks all the lewd gag gifts are hilarious. they become a whole lot *less* hilarious, though, after alexei starts loudly announcing to the entire store why exactly he finds each thing funny. they dont take him back there after that.

- ava's favorite part of the whole mall is the auntie annes. shes almost bob-level persistent that they *need* to go to auntie annes

- alexei falls for the ridiculously priced mall kiosks that sell phone cases and stupid gag gift shirts, every time. "but theyre telling me that buying five ear pods is a better deal than buying one!"

- theyre all banned from claires. i wont be elaborating.