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the rest of the country: trying to sell me something while I drive >:(

the midwest: asking me sleepover questions :)

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I’ve just realized My Type ™ is Victor from The Corpse Bride and there’s nothing I can do to fix myself

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I had a dream that this guy gave me a high five but I woke up mid high drive to find myself slapping the wall so when I went back to sleep and saw him again I screamed FUCK YOU and ran away

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My life is an extremely shitty otome game

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Need me a freak like that. Makin me pancakes and eggs and shit.

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HE’S. SO. OUT. OF. MY. LEAGUE.

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The Grinch is actually god

In the live version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Whoville is in a snowflake. If the Grinch truly stole all evidence that it was Christmas, would anybody really say anything about it? He’d have to flip everybody’s calendar back a month but it would’ve possible. If it’s inside a snowflake then it would be the snowy season year round so the weather wouldn’t give it away. If he could take all of the presents and food and most of the decorations indoors just because he felt like it last minute, then surely with some more planning and preparation he could successfully delay Christmas for a while. Whoville is also quite alone on the map when they zoom in on it, surrounded by nothing but snowy mountains so it’s also believable that hey are completely alone in their world as far as they know. If he really stole every Christmas present, decoration, food, and any documentation that the Christmas month had even happened as well as turn back the calendars, he really could change time entirely. It seems likely that, if you had a really good but also extremely detailed and realistic dream/hallucination that Christmas was near and you woke up to find absolutely no evidence that any of it happened, you wouldn’t tell anyone for fear of being considered crazy and becoming an outcast. If every Who reacted in similar ways to the situation, they would just go on with everything as normal. And the thing is, time isn’t even real, it was created by humans to deceive movement and deterioration and so on and so forth. So theoretically, the Grinch has power over time itself.

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all I wanna do,

is see you turn into, 

a

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when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

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Preview of the first episode of “Craig of the Creek”.

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it’s getting colder quicker…

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this is such a fucking surreal thing to see in the credits of a spongebob episode for some reason

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One little two little three little dinosaurs

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Sopping Fucking Wet

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flower shop au ✨