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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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cure of ra

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IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

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For all the fic I’m reading that’s set in 80s/90s, I would like everyone to know: we didn’t drink that much water. The amount of times characters think about drinking water, bottles even- I will tell you that I didn’t use a single school bathroom during the day in my entire high school career bc no one cared how hydrated we were. WE didn’t even care. I can’t even remember what I had with lunch. A singular juice box? At home, I survived solely on Swiss farms fruit punch and the occasional glass of tap water.

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We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

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Is this anything?

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The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

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Bit of a different post from me today, but I was just kinda hit with the realisation today that apparently normal people don’t just have to ignore parts of their body hurting all the time, and apparently that does count as chronic pain (who knew), so if any of my fellow Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome folk have any tips to improve that, please hit me up, because I would like very much for my hands, feet, ankles, and shoulders (as the main culprits) to Not Do That. Thanks

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My dumbass extended family: drag is inherently sexual and has no place being around children! Perverts!

Also my dumbass extended family: oh little Jemima, aged 7, loved the Sabrina Carpenter concert at the weekend - she really enjoyed the Juno pose! Also we’re booking the pantomime for Christmas, if the kids fancy it?

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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