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Different Dimensions

There’s this guy. Miguel O’Hara. He’s tall, dark, handsome. At least… on Earth 2099 he is. Not your Miguel O’Hara. When the elite Spider-Man bursts into your universe through a portal and introduces himself, you almost choke. No way. You laugh your head off as Miguel tilts his head, reprimanding your professionalism because “there’s nothing funny about it.”

You hold your stomach and lean against a nearby wall, pulling your mask up over your nose for air.

“Look… Miguel… you don’t understand,” you cackle, eyes roaming up and down his tall structure, finally staring directly at his dark brunette hair. “You can call yourself Miguel O’Hara all you want… that’s f-fine-” you try steadying your laughing voice. “But around here, my Miguel O’Hara is a redhead.”

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Back in Earth 65, you eventually are told about the whole Gwanda incident. Gwen rants to you a little, tells you what she thinks you can handle and doesn’t elaborate on things she doesn’t plan on sharing.

You sit there, resting your cheek against your knuckles, smiling faintly as she drones on. You could listen to Gwen talk all day. She could ramble about Miles all day. It doesn’t bother you as long as she keeps smiling.

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Spidernoir!Peter likes watching you in the morning when you first get up. He closes the windows to make the room a bit quieter but you still wake up eventually. He likes running his hands through your hair and down your back. His hands are always numb until you press your lips against his fingers. Suddenly he can feel again.

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You try asking Hobie Brown his type and he’ll tell you “I don’t have one.” Then a week later you’re pretty much getting married to him even if you don’t know it.

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Miguel claims he isn’t into you… seems to imply you aren’t his type… and then proceeds to hide you from his brother or claim you’re probably already dating someone.

I wonder what those mixed signals mean?

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If Pav and Gayatri ever broke up… he’d come straight to you ready to sob and eat whatever food you have. He becomes a spider-burrito with your blankets and needs you to pet his hair man. (he never lets you touch his hair)

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There’s a difference between Miles 1610 and Miles 42… at it is that OG Miles will call you pet names, compliment, and sweet talk you in Spanish. Miles 42 only speaks to you in Espaniol if you guys are arguing.

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Hobie Brown seems like he would spontaneously boycott your favorite snacks just to annoy you. It’s part of his boyfriend goals.