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Having a cat is scary

so like (im typing this with a cat on my legs), my cat comes and jumps on me and settles a bit. And i’m sat there, just scratching her cheek - cats luv it - and suddenly her mOUTH STARTS to oPEN and i was like ‘fUCK’. Cats change their minds every two seconds, one second you stroking them is all good and dandy but the next second, wOAH there, yOU crOSsED the line. So her mouth is just opening near my fINGER and i’m seeing my life flash by and then it turns out she was yawning.

she jumped off me wow 

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La multi ani, Romania! 

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ok

i’m trying to refrain myself frOM SCREAMING OUT HELL oh cringe oh cringe so imma just write it here fUCK

ok

so i was in my room on my pc and i hAD THE VOLUME UP REALLY LOUD AND I WAS LIP SYNCING TO MOONLIGHT [by ariana grande ey] AND MY DAD JUST IS AT THE DOORWAY AND I CAN’T FIGURE OUT IF HE SAW ANYTHING OR FOR HOW LONG

and the thing is i had my eyes closed and i was sO into the sONG fuckin’ cringe wow honestly why can’t i watch porn like other kids, at least that can be fucking jUSTIFIED but nah i gotta put my volume up while listening to old grande and doing ugly constructions and bearings math shit 

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Honestly

I cried 6 times during Brooklyn wtf

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what do you call stationary made of potato?

what do you call stationary made of potato?

a paperchip

*honk honk*

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Me: *strokes cat*

cat: y e s

Me: *strokes cat again*

cat: y u p

Me: *strokes cat again*

cat: fUCK NO, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME HOW DARE YOU OVERSTEP YOUR BOUNDARY YOU PUTRID HUMAN

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Being bilingual

Me: Yeah so I'm bilingu-

Them: sAY SOMETHING IN YOUR OTHER LANGUAGE

Me: *forgets how to speak in both languages*

Them: ?

Me: uh something in your language?

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He’s so fluffy 

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YOONGI DROPPING HIS MIXTAPE

Yoongi: Ey, mixtape is ready to be dropped

BTS: Oooo woo hoo

Yoongi: *grabs physical mixtape*

Yoongi: *drops on floor*

Yoongi: #nailedit