mindscapedmaniac

[mindscapedmaniac]

I've been rather sick for the past two days and have been unable to reply to anything on my RP blog. I'll probably work on drafts when I'm feeling a bit better, but for now, please be patient!

Thank you! ]]

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"Oh, you humans and your science! You've never set one foot into the Mindscape up until now, huh? Although it's fascinating, sometimes you just can't explain things rationally! It would make your mind explode! Or close to explode, but I think exploding would be a much more satisfying result!

Name's Bill Cipher, by the way! And, if you were to agree to my terms, the jobs you would do would just be around here, if you're uncomfortable with teleportation! Cleaning up other jobs, y'know, that jig! And I'll give you all the hands in the world for just one small fee! I'll put it on loan if you can't pay it right away."

He simply stared, coldly at that, considering his options mentally for once and by his own choices. A few hand gestures were made, random and nothing too complex, but he soon came to a decision. “Teleport… zhat goes against zhe laws of physics—at least, vithout mechanical assistance. Und was jobs vould I be doing exactly? If et’s lifting somezhing jou can count  me out.”

Eyes focused once more on the hand, huffing and attempting not to snatch it out of the air then and there. “I need time zhough to use zhis hand… so I cannot fulfill zhe bargain for around ten days.”

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mun, whats a phrase you could use to sum up bill?

Don’t make a deal with the devil, kids. ]]

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"I forgive ya, kid! I don't require services from just anyone, anyways!" He snapped his fingers and pointed at the Sniper. "And you'd be surprised what kind of people can be of use to me!

Oh, I forgot! This place isn't up to that point yet! Forgive me! You'll see in a few decades. Maybe even years, if Australia starts moving even more quickly with their technology! That is, if you live that long!

Everyone loves puppets! Even I need something to keep me occupied!"

"Well, that sounds simple enough, but you must forgive my reservations on the matter. It isn’t every day a demon pops up as, well—this “she replied, a skeptical, albeit polite smile stretching her lips as she vaguely waved towards his form, “And no one in this space, dimension, whatever, is exactly use to your kind or your ‘services.’

Wait…A what code? A laptop? What the hell is that and why would it need a code? Further more what would you need a puppet for?”

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He really was quite insistent on licking him--it would have bothered Bill more if the drool actually stayed where it was supposed to. Still, it was irritating. 

Disgusting, overly affectionate beast!

"Technically, no!" he confirmed. "And, I assume so! Although, it would be difficult for you to smell if I were to be watching you, since I'm not a physical being! Unless, of course, you can smell in the ethereal plane. That would be quite an achievement!"

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How strange! Upon realizing his attempts at cleaning the strange creature were thwarted he doubled his efforts, licking with more fervour. 

Hufff. 

"You do not exist here, in a sense. Due to your ability to phase in and out of this world, most would think such a distinction is useless- but no, this will be an optimal way of telling when you are watching." He said it without pausing in his lapping. 

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"Course! He owed me something, and he didn't pay up right away! Thought he could get away without giving me anything! Of course, I hate it when people try to cheat me! So I had to take it. Fortunately, it was one finger too many!

And you never know what words can do! One poor guy damned a chair for stubbing his toe and it actually happened!

Well, then. Since you're all so convince that you don't need any help, I'm going to take my leave! Just remember, if you ever change your mind, I'll be waiting, ready to make a deal!

Man, you're gonna be in for a shock when you W̱̞̙͚̙͔͖͡A͕̪͔̖̰̥ͅḲ͔̘̮̣̪E̤̗̳͍̻̹̘ ̣U̦̩͙͢P̤͔̖̪̣͕͜! Which is right about...now!"

There was a humming noise that quickly became louder and louder as the world became enveloped in light. It suddenly faded again, restoring the world to color. Bill was nowhere to be seen.

"That’s pretty sick. I don’t care if they were trouble, it’s still shady."

Heinz’s jaw tensed a little more, fist balling by his side. “Yes, really. If it wasn’t luck then… dedication, at least. Give me some credit, I couldn’t exactly mess up there and… well, I didn’t.

Other stuff, huh…? I… look, as tempting as that sounds, there’s nothing else I really want at the moment. For once, I’m actually happy with myself! I think. Don’t even try debating that.”

Scowling, the man’s arms came to a fold. “I’ll use whatever language I want, thanks. Wait, you took a guy’s finger off? That’s… also pretty sick. You’re sick.”

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Apparently, I've reached 100 followers! Wow! yay me! ]]

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The fire was cold, flickering for a moment before Bill withdrew his hand and it vanished entirely.

"Thanks, kiddo!" he said, clearly satisfied. "I'll keep in touch! Man, your administrator is going to be in for a surprise! 

Remember, I'll be watching you!"

With that, he floated towards the sky and disappeared in a bright flash of light.

"…guess we do. Oi mean… it can’t be that hard."

He extended the hand, fully intending to shake it with Bill this time. Even though he personally thought he’d be better off asking a Spy to clean up messes. But as long as it got him his wish, who was he to complain?

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"Hah! You certainly've learned your lesson. Glad to see something going on behind that mind of yours!

Sure I have! I've even seen people change a lot! What's your point?"

"I know they don’t, but if I pull any more stunts, I’ll be thrown out of this town forever. I’m glad they even let me in.

Did you ever hear of the term ‘people can change’? Because I did.”

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Bill made a 'tsk'ing noise, withdrawing the hand from the Medic for a moment. "Payment first, Goggles!" he said, his voice still cheerful. "I know lots of things, but I can't just tell anyone! Not everyone can be as great and knowledgeable as me, y'know.

Basically, I'm going to have to teleport you if you're to work with me. Or, if you're not up to that stuff, I can always leave you here to do jobs I need doing here! Teleportation of physical beings across planes can be expensive."

“… Somezhing tells me jou vork on my levels. Jour vords mean more zhan zhey seem—if not literal und empty. Und jou’re going to have to give me more zhan zhat if jou ever desire my assistance…

Simply tell me: was es going on behind closed doors here. Vhy vas zhere an error message? Was es—… hmm… es zhere somezhing coming?”

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"Sure, you're out of jail, but you still got plenty of problems to deal with! Not many people exactly like you ever since the little stunt you pulled, huh? Unless you managed to charm them again--I wouldn't be surprised!

There's also the matter of power."

"I’m fine! I don’t know what you’re talking about!" Of course, most of the town still kind of hates him but, hey, at least he’s out of jail. That’s something, isn’t it?

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"My angle, you ask?" he repeated, tuning upside down, the hand still fixed in place. "Heheh, well, if I am to give this to you, you're gonna hafta give something to me! An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth...a hand for a hand! So you're gonna lend me a hand in some other stuff I need to do!"

“I’m not stupid… no one zhese days gives vithout taking." His eyes remain cold and fixed on the prize in front of him, growling his words out still. "Was angle are jou coming from here? Was do jou desire of me?”

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"Sheesh, all you're gonna be doing is cleaning up someone else's mess! More specifically, you're gonna be gettin' rid of some evidence. That's all to it! I will have to send you somewhere, though.

Now I've told you. Now do we have a deal?"

"We got one. If." He holds his hand out, but out of the reach of the demon pyramid man.

"IF yew tell me wot yew want already. Oi’m not magic, Oi can’t tell wot yew want unless yew tell me an’ Oi’m not makin’ this a deal before yew tell me wot koinda job yew wont me to do.

Alroght?”

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"I sure do! Look!"

He clapped his hands together, causing a flawless hand to appear out of thin air. It hovered, curiously, not bleeding. He grabbed it, stretching his arm and practically shoving it in his face.

"For you!"

"Need a hand, Wolfie?"

“Oh look, et’s Brick-Face, come to calculate some interior angles for me.

Hahah… und if jou have a hand to spare, I’ll gladly take et.”

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jarredmedicine replied to your post:"…well, well, well!"

"The hell are you so interested in?"

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"Nothing! I'm being truthful here! I'm here to check on ya. You really seem to be in a tight spot, huh? Course, I knew this would happen!"

"…what do you want, exactly? I’m kind of trying to recover from the last time I made deals with you.”

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"Alright, kiddo. Then I guess I'll leave you alone! For now. Then again, I'm not exactly leaving anyone alone!"

"I said no, and I mean no."