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Post something

strange request, but okay.

"something", made out of fence posts.

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Did Ernest the tree-sheep play an April Fools prank on anyone?

Ernest no

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:(

so it's come to this.

you all should know better than to blindly trust anything you read today!!

in lieu of half-hearted apologies that speak of empty promises, let me explain you a thing.

*pats your head* there, there, Anon. *dries your tears* it'll be okay. *steals your wallet and your heart*

woah uh

hahaha you're greatly overestimating the amount of people there, man.

it's like ten, tops. not twenty. ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

but yeah, that's the gist of it. the eternal battle of wills between "I need to do this work" and "but the internet, it beckons me". and in the end I do neither, because trying to get my work done stresses me out and thinking about the blog stresses me out and my favorite defense mechanism is avoidance oops.

that doesn't mean I want to quit the blog though!! I intend to see this through! I just feel like I'm letting everyone down, what with the continual absences and irregular postings, and the fact that I used to actually reblog things instead of relying solely on submissions, and the asks that've been sitting in my inbox since like November or something I can't tell because the timestamps are still broken and curse my compulsion to answer every ask I get arRRGHGhgrghhghh

that's actually a pretty accurate description of my ask-answering tendencies. thank you, Anon, for your kind words, even if they were originally spoken in the context of four months ago.

I would willingly submit to your embrace, and perhaps reciprocate with a gentle caress to your face. we will gaze longingly into each other's eyes, and recognize in them the shared bond of coolness.

it will be awkward and people will stare.

hahahah I'm still in school bro, I don't know shit about my job prospects. (ﾉﾟヮﾟ)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

the problem has less to do with the enjoyment I derive from my studies and more to do with the fact that I'm expected to fulfill what should be a five-year curriculum in four. ha yeah, fuck that, I'm not taking more than four classes a semester ever again.

why am I telling you all this, you live in a cave, you don't know what I'm talking about. go back to banging rocks together or smth idk.

as well you should.

this post is quickly devolving into something it originally wasn't.

I guess what I wanted to say is, I'm sorry that I keep saying sorry only to continue to behave the way I was apologizing for. perfectionism is hard because you set higher standards for yourself than what anyone else expects of you, and so when you don't live up to those standards you feel like you're disappointing everyone and that makes you disappointed in yourself. and it's hard to be funny when you start to worry about disappointing others because suddenly it's just 'not good enough', but you can't think of anything else so in the end you do nothing at all.

wow okay that got way too introspective for my liking. I need something to lighten the mood.

aaaaaaaaaand we're done here.

(haha the real April Fool's is that you're probably thinking this means I'll start posting again. but then PSYCH! I'll disappear off the face of the earth. it is the perfect prank.)

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pssssssst.

hey.

hey, you guys.

everybody, hey.

hey guess what.

..........................!

ahh wow wonderful we did it! (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

...I'd have more celebratory things to say/do but unfortunately today I have a rather booked schedule so there, uh

might be a,

bit of a delay with that.......

BUT! rest assured that I am totally doing something.

several somethings.

probably.

eventually.

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well hey there buddy

you feeling okay

'cause you seem a little

.

.

.

down

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I was playing Minecraft and there were these small spaces of water (1 block) and one had a squid in it, and I have no idea what the heck the squid in the background is doing.

you too can grow your own square squid!

once the squid has sprouted simply place it in a cubic mould and as it grows it will assume the shape of the mould!

you'll know the squid is ripe when it begins to lift out of the mould and fly away!

and that's all it takes to slice 'n' dice your way to super savings!

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900+ Followers, AKA, when's the last time we had one of these

wow, time to stop wallowing in this lake of self-pity and despair and actually do something! yeah!!

like maybe draw some giant flaming numerals on the ground.

oh wait, I guess I already did that.

actually, hold up, I want to show you a thing.

there. that's the thing. what the fuck is that thing. who knows. not me.

anyway I guess I could like, write over these...?

oh wow. oh man.

it's glorious.

thank you.

you're welcome.

...

*sighs*

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the only thing that can hold you back is your own imagination. the world is your mollusk, friend. you must seize the booty.

I mean the minecraft.

ur welcom.

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so minecraft right

look at that minecraft show me the minecraft give me the minecraft i want the minecraft

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Headless Chicken! ...that's stuck in a wall.

Running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off! Or more like a chicken running into a wall. 

"Dimensional rifts" continue to baffle physicists

Yet another instance of mobs seeming to "walk into blocks" only to reemerge elsewhere has been observed. A local testificate reported seeing what appeared to be a normal chicken bobbing its head beneath the surface of a pool of water. When the chicken wasn't coming up for air, the concerned villager approached the scene and discovered that the chicken's head was not submerged in water, but seemingly going straight through a solid block.

"This is an interesting case," explains renowned physicist Dr. Ana Kata. "Whereas in previous incidents the mob was seen emerging from space, this is the first time we've witnessed anything actually entering the rift."

Dr. Kata and several of her colleagues have been leading extensive research into the matter since the first observation of the phenomenon. "Obviously we're dealing with some kind of higher dimension here," she says. "It's the same principle as a wormhole, although on a much smaller scale. If you want to connect two points on a piece of paper you can either draw a line between them, or you can just fold the paper in half and connect them directly, no travel involved."

She admits that, while they have a basic idea of *how* these transports work, they can only speculate *why* they appear. "It's definitely a mystery. But that's what makes it exciting. There hasn't been this much activity in the physics community since the discovery of the Clipping Anomaly years ago."

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Oh god, I ran out of things to ask you. Uhhhhhhh, SMOKE BOMB! *disappears in cloud of smoke then re-appears* That's it! Has Ernest met any of the 1.4 mobs other than witherbro yet?

yes.

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belated requisite festivities post

HO HO HO, MERRY CH--

--ANUKAH.

yes. merry chanukah.

even though chanukah ended like a week and a half ago. ha.

okay fine here you go.

it's not even christmas any more either wow I'm just late for everything here.

UH, HAPPY BOXING DAY!

the wifi password for the home modem.

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OH GOD WHAT DID I DO SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYY ;_;

"Fear not for your lives, citizens, for I, the Savior of the Apocalypse, have come to lead you from destruction as your new overlord.

"Prostrate yourselves before me and swear allegience, and you shall be saved."

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You alive?

*falls back into grave*

*writhes ineffectually*

*expires in undignified fashion*

(I'm on internet probation atm. don't tell anyone I was here.)

(oh wait, I think I might have something, hold on...)

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*rises from grave*

hnnnnnnnn...

hngnggnhhgnghn...

fffffffffgh

well so much for not disappearing again.

I can basically summarize these past few weeks as:

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY I'm really sorry to have been neglecting this blog so much recently but!! it was the last week of class and I had a bunch of work to do still, and now that it's finals week I really should be studying and blah blah school stuff.

so basically it'll be at least another week until I can try to get the blog back on a semi-regular schedule

but

I have been working on some of those asks

so

who knows??? (⊙‿⊙✿)

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get a room.

"END SOCIETY'S SHAMING OF HAND-HOLDERS!"

"REVOKE THE BAN ON EXCESSIVE PDA!"

"STOP THE CENSORSHIP OF ROMANCE NOVELS!"

"PROTECT THE NATURAL RIGHT TO BLOW AIR KISSES!"

"ACTUALLY NEVERMIND ABOUT THE NOVELS!"

"LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!"

"THAT'S NOT RELATED BUT I AGREE!"

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I had a silly idea for something to do with the creeper heads in the new Minecraft update. I want to show a Minecraft n00b something like this and say, "The Creeper patch is doing well this year..."

seems like we got ourselves an early harvest.