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Uni: Hope you get run over.

Adam: Hoping is all well and good but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you want to see in the world! Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you,you coward. You lazy fool.

Uni:

Uni: Adam I’m a dog I can’t drive.

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Nick: Pfffft You has a crush on me? How embarrassing!

Cory:...

Cory: Nick We’re married

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Sky: You know, bisexuality isn’t that hard to understand.

Sky: Girls are cute.

Sky: Guys are cute.

Sky: What more do you want from me?

Adam: Your wallet.

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Cory: Some of you have never survived nuclear fallout with a camera fused to your face and it shows.

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Adam: So I woke up this morning covered in dirt. Turns out my friends tried to bury me. I was sleeping too heavy apparently and they thought I was dead. Really guys? You go straight to burying me?! Ugh whatever, this is my coming out video I’m Gay.

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Cory: Is that blood?

Adam: ...No?

Cory: That’s not a question you answer with a question...

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Adam: When I was in third grade, people treated me like a criminal

Adam: [*pulls out gun*] Because I killed somebody!

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What do you mean this isn’t cannon?

Taken from Cory’s phone

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I’m so sorry

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Nick: Hey sluts

Adam: I didnt know you were desperate enough for attention that you started talking to yourself.

Nick:

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Adam: Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

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Cory: Everybody’s tragic backstory gave them mad skills and all i got was trust issues and anxiety.

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Dawn: Dying sucks! How do you idiots cope with mortality?

Cory: Violent outbursts

Nick: General sluttiness

Adam: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.

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Cory: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever woke up from a dream and went back to sleep and the dream picked up where it left off?

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Nick: Can I touch your lens it looks funky cool

Cory: No but it would be very nice if you could just gently caress my face because I haven't felt the warmth and care of a human in years

Nick: What?

Cory: What?

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