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i missed my chance last year too, so here i am. hey future me.

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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Hi hello, I have chapter 3 here, after many weeks of pain and writer’s block.

That Time Tommy Eats Poison (more than once)

Btw, i have not checked my many notifications so i’m very sorry if some people asked to be tagged and i haven’t yet! school kicked my ass, and apparently being a legal adult give you responsibilities during holidays, so yay for me (not)

anyway, enjoy!

taglist: @plaguedoctorsnake @apple-juice16 @derelict-cabbagepatch @theleavesarecinders @who-needs-braincells @potatoofweird

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why has it been a year????

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

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welp, guess who was struck by some really bad couple of mental health days? this guy!

on a serious note, i’m hoping i can go back to posting now. i promise im not abandoning anything, but im just in a somewhat bad space right now so updates are slowing down a little.

tbh i kinda expected it with how much i rewrote chapter 3 of “tommy, are humans space orcs?” so yeah. i feel a little better now though, and i am still trying to write, it just isn’t satisfying me

anyway, thanks for everyone’s patience! love yall!

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Hi can you add me to you hermit!Tommy taglist please I love it so much

hey!! of course mate! let me just catch up on my notes because i haven't been on tumblr in like a week now, it think

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dudes, the chapter 3 for tommy, are humans space orcs is going to be late ;-;

i wrote like, 3 drafts that are each like... 2k wrods or some shit, hated all of it, and restarted again. ughhhhh. 

and now ive been dragged into an impromptu vacation by my family to my cousin’s place, so yeah.

anyway, sometime in the next few days, hopefully, chapter 3 will come out. sorry about that mates

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Are my links working?? I’m having problems opening them, but I don’t know if it’s just me or if it’s for everyone. If it is, please tell me! Otherwise, I might not do much about it.

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I come bering chapter 2!!

That Time Tommy Hunted Giant Prey

Have fun yall. I also edited chapter 1, cuz I missed some paragraphs when I was copypasting it from google docs.

taglist under the cut

taglist: @plaguedoctorsnake @apple-juice16 @derelict-cabbagepatch @theleavesarecinders @who-needs-braincells @potatoofweird

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o!allium duo brainrots rn,,,sobs,,,,do you lot have any Osmp!allium duo fics i can read my brain,,,sobs,,, i miss them,,,i need more of the bratty prince with his somewhat decent mother hen best friend,,,sobs,,,,

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I used the wrong account, I hate this >:(

Regarding your hermit tommy au:

Hermitcraft raids Dream SMP for the revive book

I take this and raise you:

Dream, as I've mentioned like twice before, goes crazy looking for Tommy. Then he hears Tommy is Ghostinnit now, in Hermitcraft. What does he do?

He sneaks into Hermitcraft and kidnaps Ghostinnit to try and revive him.

This can go two ways:

First option is Dream revives him but the Hermits manage to save him, kill/imprison Dream, and steal the revive book to revive Toast or;

Second option is Dream doesn't even manage to leave Hermitcraft before he's caught.

Xisuma, ever since Tommy snuck into the server, has been regularly checking the member list just in case. One night, he sees Dream on the list.

Let's just say Dream doesn't get close to Tommy at all.

(This one can also go two ways, first is Dream bargains that he can revive Tommy, but Xisuma just takes the book and like, banishes him. The second is Xisuma banishes Dream and never finds out about the book, thus not being able to revive Ghostinnit.)

You know, sink (can I call you that?), you've given me a ton of potential for fluff. Finally, in this angst-filled AU, you gave me an idea on how to inject actual fluff.

I don't know if I should thank you or magically curse you for breaking my angst streak /lh

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Unfortunately, Watcher!Grian is a whole can of angst I'm not ready to dump on this AU, though the MCC thing is plausible. Since I have established that there's a sort-of server hub.

Though, I really don't think Dream would tell any of the DSMP members about the revive book. I also don't think Techno would be the type to talk about it where people can overhear him.

If anyone would be reckless enough to talk about something important like that, it would be maybe Fundy? Or Quackity.

Plus, I still don't think the Hermits are the type to just barge into a server unprovoked.

Key word unprovoked.

(Who's to say Dream didn't fuck up and kidnap an actual Hermit to hold for ransom? Not me, that's for sure.)

Regarding your hermit tommy au:

Hermitcraft raids Dream SMP for the revive book

I take this and raise you:

Dream, as I've mentioned like twice before, goes crazy looking for Tommy. Then he hears Tommy is Ghostinnit now, in Hermitcraft. What does he do?

He sneaks into Hermitcraft and kidnaps Ghostinnit to try and revive him.

This can go two ways:

First option is Dream revives him but the Hermits manage to save him, kill/imprison Dream, and steal the revive book to revive Toast or;

Second option is Dream doesn't even manage to leave Hermitcraft before he's caught.

Xisuma, ever since Tommy snuck into the server, has been regularly checking the member list just in case. One night, he sees Dream on the list.

Let's just say Dream doesn't get close to Tommy at all.

(This one can also go two ways, first is Dream bargains that he can revive Tommy, but Xisuma just takes the book and like, banishes him. The second is Xisuma banishes Dream and never finds out about the book, thus not being able to revive Ghostinnit.)

You know, sink (can I call you that?), you've given me a ton of potential for fluff. Finally, in this angst-filled AU, you gave me an idea on how to inject actual fluff.

I don't know if I should thank you or magically curse you for breaking my angst streak /lh

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So, do any of you want to see the summary for “Tommy, are humans space orcs?” chapter 3?

Dumb question, I’ll still show you.

I have an actual list of things that can be dangerous to humans by itself, or if taken excessively. 

Also some in the list is simply just absurd stuff, like bromelain in pineapples. For those who don’t know, bromelain breaks down proteins. It is a digestive enzyme. This means the pineapple you eat is essentially eating you as well, it just so happens you eat it first.

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Regarding your hermit tommy au:

Hermitcraft raids Dream SMP for the revive book

I take this and raise you:

Dream, as I've mentioned like twice before, goes crazy looking for Tommy. Then he hears Tommy is Ghostinnit now, in Hermitcraft. What does he do?

He sneaks into Hermitcraft and kidnaps Ghostinnit to try and revive him.

This can go two ways:

First option is Dream revives him but the Hermits manage to save him, kill/imprison Dream, and steal the revive book to revive Toast or;

Second option is Dream doesn't even manage to leave Hermitcraft before he's caught.

Xisuma, ever since Tommy snuck into the server, has been regularly checking the member list just in case. One night, he sees Dream on the list.

Let's just say Dream doesn't get close to Tommy at all.

(This one can also go two ways, first is Dream bargains that he can revive Tommy, but Xisuma just takes the book and like, banishes him. The second is Xisuma banishes Dream and never finds out about the book, thus not being able to revive Ghostinnit.)

You know, sink (can I call you that?), you've given me a ton of potential for fluff. Finally, in this angst-filled AU, you gave me an idea on how to inject actual fluff.

I don't know if I should thank you or magically curse you for breaking my angst streak /lh

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Introduction

Hey guys, this is now my introduction. The masterlist is down there, too. It’ll be like, a different masterlist post per au.

Anyway, call me melo. I'm some age, some height, and live somewhere on earth. I like a lot of things, but the only relevant thing for y’all is mcyt because that's what this sideblog is for.

My main is melolem. You don’t even need to follow that, it’s just so you know I like and reply using it.

Also, my Ao3 is MeloleM. There’s like, only one mcyt post on there so. Do with that what you will.

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Masterlists

Hermit!Tommy AU with Ghostinnit

Tommy the Space Orc

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Both of those have their own seperate taglists, but if you want to be tagged in all of them, then just reply here or even send an ask!

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Hermit!Tommy AU Masterlist

This is the Hermit!Tommy AU that devolved/evolved to a Hermit!Ghostinnit AU. I have no idea where this is going, tbh. 

I tried to arrange it in a coherent timeline, instead of the order of posting, so yeah. Also I made like, arcs or something, idk how to explain it. 

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When Tommy was Alive

The Very First The Hermits Find Tommy Tommy Bonds With the Hermits Tommy and Grian are Like Brothers

Ghostinnit is Here

The Beginning of Ghostinnit Ghostinnit is Quiet, but not Because he’s a Ghost The Hermits Find Ghostinnit

Ghostinnit and DSMP Members

Ghostinnit Meets Phil and Techno Phil Breaks the News and Tommy Meets Ranboo Ranboo in Hermitcraft (What’ll he do?) Ghostinnit Sees and Meets Other Ghosts Tubbo in Hermitcraft (What’ll he do?) (Cry, probably)

Toast and Ghostinnit

Tubbo is Sad, so he Becomes Toast  Tubbo and Tommy: GhostBros

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Not in the Timeline Yet

Possible Revive Book Pog?

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I’m gonna put the taglist here too, but also reply here if you wanna get added. Or send an ask. Either way works.

Taglist: @star-fruit23 @that-one-engineering-bard @lethalvenus @leniiva  @candlemouse  @arson-inaboat @julesisnthereanymore

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Tommy the Space Orc Masterlist

This one is mostly just updates on my SBI Space AU. There’s going to be almost nothing in here until I get to posting more of this story on Ao3. 

In the future this might also have some of my ideas before I even write them. Maybe some snippets before I post it? Who knows, definitely not me.

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Not Chapters

Idea Proposal

Folder Sneak-Peak

Chapter One First Paragraphs

Chapter 3 Summary

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The Actual Chapters

That Time Tommy Found Out He Can Bite Through A Lot

That Time Tommy Hunted Giant Prey

That Time Tommy Eats Poison (more than once)

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The taglist for this is mostly just for when I post the chapters unless stated otherwise, okay? So just tell me if you want to be tagged in the snippets or just some thought process stuff. 

Reply here or send an ask to be added! 

Taglist: @plaguedoctorsnake @apple-juice16 @derelict-cabbagepatch @theleavesarecinders @who-needs-braincells @potatoofweird @l-art-stuff-l @public-charmer

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Chapter 1 of SBI space au is here!!!

The title of the fic is “Tommy, are humans space orcs?”

I got a little impatient, you see, so here is chapter 1. Chapter 2 is scheduled for next week so stay tuned to that.

taglist under the cut

taglist: @plaguedoctorsnake @apple-juice16 @derelict-cabbagepatch @theleavesarecinders @potatoofweird