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"taylor swift is appropriating addiction" "taylor swift is really struggling behind the scenes" i think taylor swift needs to get very publicly and messily addicted to psychedelics and start making critically panned weird experimental albums like famous musicians used to. we used to be a real country

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not all kinks are sublimated anxieties, but the readiness with which we turn our sublimated anxieties into sexual fantasies is one of the most endearing things about our species to me. like our brains are like, “hmm. don’t like this. i should jerk off about it.”

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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why so jokes?

-the seriouser

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

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Just discovered the weeds I've been pulling up in my backyard 1. are called "nipplewort" and 2. are very edible

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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"In a historic “first-of-its-kind” agreement the government of British Colombia has acknowledged the aboriginal ownership of 200 islands off the west coast of Canada.

The owners are the Haida nation, and rather than the Canadian government giving something to a First Nation, the agreement admits that the “Xhaaidlagha Gwaayaai” or the “islands at the end of world,” always belonged to them, a subtle yet powerful difference in the wording of First Nations negotiating.

BC Premier David Eby called the treaty “long overdue” and once signed, will clear the way for half a million hectares (1.3 million acres) of land to be managed by the Haida.

Postal service, shipping lanes, school and community services, private property rights, and local government jurisdiction, will all be unaffected by the agreement, which will essentially outline that the Haida decide what to do with the 200 or so islands and islets.

“We could be facing each other in a courtroom, we could have been fighting each other for years and years, but we chose a different path,” said Minister of Indigenous Relations of BC, Murray Rankin at the signing ceremony, who added that it took creativity and courage to “create a better world for our children.”

Indeed, making the agreement outside the courts of the formal treaty process reflects a vastly different way of negotiating than has been the norm for Canada.

“This agreement won’t only raise all boats here on Haida Gwaii – increase opportunity and prosperity for the Haida people and for the whole community and for the whole province – but it will also be an example and another way for nations – not just in British Columbia, but right across Canada – to have their title recognized,” said Eby.

In other words, by deciding this outside court, Eby and the province of BC hope to set a new standard for how such land title agreements are struck."

-via Good News Network, April 18, 2024

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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i'm not a doctor or a nutritionist, but sometimes i hear women talking about their diets and it takes all i have to not be like "this is not normal. you have an eating disorder and you are in a cult."

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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[ID. A guy talks in a fake classroom. He is playing the teacher, and cuts to himself wearing different hats and glasses to play the students. End ID.]

[Transcript:

Teacher: Alright class, let's go around the circle and say our favorite author.

Plain student: HP Lovecraft.

Student with hat: Ted Kaczynski.

Student in sunglasses: JK Rowling, and, um, isn't HP Lovecraft really racist?

Plain student: Um, isn't JK Rowling really transphobic?

Teacher: Isn't Ted Kaczynski the... fucking Unabomber?

End transcript.]