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-"how do you say this word in english?"

-"mmvulpine 🧐🎩😏"

-"fox. how many did you get right?"

-*rich-person chortling*

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In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"

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She can't hear you her breakcore and anime OPs are too loud

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my initial assumption was that they were talking about jessie from pokemon and "nubby" was a misspelling of "nebby" and i was VERY confused

Jessie, jessie we need to get Nubby pregnant. We need to turn this meth factory into a breeding factory

You guys will just put anything in my inbox huh

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i feel that any time i touch the inside of my mouth, everyone has every right to ask me to go wash my hands. my mouth's super grody. there's very small bugs and seawater in there! they aren't even bugs that skim the surface of water. i put the seawater in there in order to take care of them, but it just made them stronger, through anger

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just helped an old woman find a bookstore - a sure way of making me feel good about myself. with every second that passes i'm more confident it was the wrong bookstore

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they call me debug man because of how good i de the bugs

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He was VERY convincing ok

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Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

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just helped an old woman find a bookstore - a sure way of making me feel good about myself. with every second that passes i'm more confident it was the wrong bookstore

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REMINDER

if you're a graduate student planning on taking childbirth 101 in the fall, you NEED to conceive by march. you WILL fail if you do not give birth during the class, which is only offered in fall. childbirth 102 is about other mammals and you get to hold baby kangaroos and get an automatic a

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my arrival time at your birthday party will be 8.30-esque dude. it will bear several similarities to 8.30

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sometimes i’m sad the pokemon manga will never be animated and sometimes i remember i know how to animate and can do anything i want