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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
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Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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Diversity win! This mass of teeth and blood pretending to be human is a woman!
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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them
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wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'
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one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese
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My Little Pony, Season 9 Episode 1
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they're just jealous that my body has already completely rotted inside and will decompose faster when it dies
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oh i listen to music alright. *slaps my tummy like a drum.*
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ambiguous mental illness ❌️
my curse #MyCurse ✅️
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