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Getting our nerd craft on. #insert #gaming #tabletop #betrayal #houseonthehill #widowswalk

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The only difference between a stalker and a tabloid reporter is a press badge

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Today's project: turkey stock. #thanksgivingleftovers #leftovers #thanksgiving2k16 #turkey #cooking #stock #college #collegecooking

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Top left, going clockwise: Marion berry and rosemary, maple and sea salt, and finally spiced sweet potato with graham cracker #donuts #gonuts #corvallis #bennysdonuts #latenight #food (at Benny's Donuts)

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Eggnog latte and pumpkin scone with white chocolate and pecans #feelingfestive #coffeeculture #coffee #scone #latte #corvallis #festive #makingspiritsbright (at Coffee Culture Roastery)

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Lighter

I have a horrible habit of stealing lighters I borrow from people without realizing it. Once while I was in the Army, I ended up pocketing five lighters from different people in one day

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

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Home. || #bookcase #rainbow #goodreads #harrypotter #books #firstapartment #bookstagram #hogwarts #lego

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I've been chosen | #cat #catsofinstagram #catstagram #catsgram #lapcat

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You may be cool, but are you "School Spirited Rice Scoop" cool? #beaver #beavernation #oregonstate #rice

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Life's a breeze | #pinwheel #wimsy #easilyamused #windy #novelty (at Oregon State University)

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MUPC Battle of the Bands with the squad (at Memorial Union (Oregon State University))

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Staples #llbean #drmartens #standforsomething #SHOREDITCH #yellowstiching #bouncingsoles #eclecticcollection #canvas

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bloom! | #cherryblossoms #blooms #blossoms #spring #cherrytree (at Oregon State University)

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I think people need to be a little less concerned with me being on my phone in social gatherings and more concerned with why their conversations are neither entertaining nor intellectually stimulating

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don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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This Rescued Baby Otter Will Shock You With Its Fluffiness