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sounds like you

My gender is more than a week and I have to go to the hospital and get a new one for the first time in the morning

Damn

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

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This might be weird/random, but I think it was your blog where I once saw a post about using different words than the ones for marginalized mental illnesses. But I can't find it. So, uhm, not to use you as a dictionary, but (if you can't find that post) do you remember the replacement word for "delusional"? I just realized I use that word often in my speech and have been trying to stop/reverse it, but fandom life hasn't made that easy 😅

Heyy, it was probably "ignorant" or something similar, and feel free to use us as a dictionary or thesaurus any time, we enjoy talking about shit (however, DMs will be responded to much faster).

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and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

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new atheists deride religion as “primitive superstition” but when you hear their take on what religion is it’s clear they have the shallowest concept of it

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Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?

Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?

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asagiri was at my house last night and he told me that kenji is gonna be the one who joins the mafia because he has become omniscient and knows of the beast universe and has set everything up so that he can teach the akutagawa of this universe how to grow rice

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We Don't Do That Here

Fandom: Cells At Work/Hataraku Saibou

Rating: Teen & Up

Pairing: Killer T Cell/White Bloods Cell U-4989

Word count: 985

Status: oneshot

Summary: Killer T really doesn't know how to come out to his boyfriend as ace, especially considering he doesn't exactly hate the idea of sex. Wouldn't it be better if he just avoided his feelings?

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They're having a nice dinner 🍜

Close-ups below the cut ^^)

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reblogged to the wrong blog again I'm screaming

Chuuya decides to bring up the topic since Nikolai's suddenly gone shy, "Hey, firework, I know you hate when we argue, so we solved the issue." Kudamono looks unimpressed, but pineapple always has that expression whenever they bring something up. "Custody," Nikolai supplies helpfully. "Am I staying with one parent for half of a year then?" "No, Nikolai's pregnant now," the mafioso explains, "You're getting a little sibling." The unimpressed look turns to judgment, scorn. There's an anger the two have only seen turned upon the scientists in that expression. Nikolai rushes to explain, "We're not trying to replace you. We just figured that if one of us always had a kid, we'd stop fussing about it. I know you get stressed when we're–" Shea throws a cup of liquid at the two of them but stops it millimeters away from his lailia. The younger man does not get the same mercy and receives the fruit mixture's splatter. "MY CODE 100100 MEANS 36 IN NORMAL NUMBERS, YOU STICKY ASS GROWN-UPS. I HAVE 35 OLDER SIBLINGS FROM YOU TWO, HALF OF WHICH ARE DEAD. YOU COULD'VE ASKED," they grit their teeth, "faggots." The adults don't know whether to be more shocked from the ire, the now clicking information, or the fact their child who never socializes with anyone but apples adopted siblings knows queer slurs. "We have what?"

Snippet from my Lab AU

Some backstory/summary: While I'm letting silly ship things happen and making these two gay, 100100 is fretting about the siblings shea knows shea has scattered around. It all blows up in feels when "Lailai" (Nikolai) and "Nana" (Chuuya) announce they're having a kid because they didn't really realize that the "disposed children" that Kudamono lamented about before meant that the kiddos could still be alive, and they didn't think to ask the 7~9 year old. Also, the kid uses the word as a way of saying "you guys only did something so stupid because you were busy being homosexual." (Fruit vaguely understands sexual attraction and mostly connects it with people doing uncharacteristic things because of their reproductive organs... scientific ah understanding due to strawberrys upbringing)

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This is an updating list of my Fictober 2024 prompts and their respective fics. Please talk to me about any of them; I crave attention. And yes, I'm still working on them past Fictober because I can :)

"that was good work” + Ranpo & Yosano, flashbacks

You're Proud, But I'm Just in Pain

"it's been a long time” + Byakko/Fyodor, unrequited love

The Tiger Does Not Want a Priest

"I know you better” + Lawlight, arguments

Imposter In My Skin

"no, we're not doing that” + Kunikida & Aya, coping mechanisms

Let's Remind Ourselves

"it's a new day, let's go" + SherLiam, guilt

Scars That Burn From the Inside

"I'm not giving up" + HyunLuka, stuck in our heads (househusband Luka & Mechanic Hyun-A)

"follow me if you want to live” + Fyosushi, plans gone wrong

"are we happy" + fyolai, insanity tango

"don't listen to me, listen to them” + Kunichuuranzai, having a bad day

"is this normal" + Atsulucy, healthy interaction

"well, that worked out great" + Mori(-ish), Chuuya, Akutagawa, & Elise, pure of heart/dumb of ass

"did you hear that" + MiziSua, afraid of the dark

Your Warmth Drives Away the Cold Fears

"that's not the point" + Kaeluc, royalty au

A Shared Crown Only Fits On One Head At a Time

"did you stick to the plan?" + IvanTill, apocalypse au

You Forgot; I Got For (You)

"let's try this" + Remisa, dancing

"no, I'm not okay” + Atsushi & Mori, honesty

"strangest thing I ever heard" + fukumori, understood feelings

"you always have a plan” + Ranpoe, trapped

"this is getting ridiculous" + (not taken)

"I saw your eyes light up” + Mori & Dazai, hybrid au (Dazai - clouded leopard, Mori - leopard cat)

"we've done worse” + Soukoku, wrecking ball schemes

"why are we doing this again?” + Fukufuku, childhood mishief

"we can fix this, I know we can” + Ranzai/Daran, planipathy

"you didn't do anything wrong” Fukuzawa & Kunikida/Dazai, failure

"it consumes me” + Bramcraft, comfort dynamics

"you were the first” + Suegiku, confessions

"let me remind you" + Sukuna & Uraume, rare softness

"just say what you want” + Sigbram, doting

"how did this happen" + DiaLuci, age regression

"I won't let you down” + the Sheep & their King, expectations

"it's always been you” + Mizumushi, soulmates

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I'll do you one better and tell you why they're my faves:

The person who tagged me — we're both ND and silly and have that solidarity and I'd hang with Nezz irl

@anyadafluffernutter — newest homie with immaculate vibes that I don't Tumblr with often but I genuinely appreciate (she makes me cry in a good way on rare occasions)

@mystical0bubble — I like when lil guys™ call me by parental titles, makes me feel special; I wish we could talk more

@mildlybizarrecorvid — we don't even talk I'm just based because corvid

@hoisinblackcat — i forgot who you are again but seeing your user makes my brain happy and excited so I'm assuming we have good memories and vibes

@irritablepoe — whatever mental illness you're dealing with hella relatable and I think you're cool and brave for existing and surviving even if you don't think it and I've had a squish on you at least once at most five times

@meliae-cinis — I still don't know how to talk to you but sometimes daydream about us developing that fanfic author friendship where we gush about story ideas together. your squish count is...two(?). more than one, less than three.

@maodear — so...many...theories...

@purfectmocha — not sure what our relationship status is tbh (are we simply associates or are we friends who even knows; mutuals are mutuals) but I'd buy you expensive boba without thinking twice

@ventiilatte — we started at qpr skk and now we're moots and man I forget to talk to you but I sometimes sit back and hope me writing you a fic on the spur of a moment could possibility communicate to you how much I care even though I'm bad at remembering to check in on moots

@midnight-soulless-system — would probably sock someone for a friend and that's based as hell

@xintre — I really do think you're neat I'm sorry we never talk idek what type of stuff you like so I can't write you a fic as an apology

@aesthetic-watermelon — being unwell about action fantasy manhwa makes you based as hell

@bunderies @nihilitix @pestilencesingsyouforward — we were in the trenches together

@redilyavailable — Roro, you know why i like you you autistic corn muffin

@piningapple — Sherlock moot. Based. We should talk more but what even about lmao

@queerwritersingerdramaqueen — you give me tired book store owner/helper vibes and would probably make me a cup of tea for my migraines

@sofiochka — you blast me with amazing vibes every time I gaze upon you. never actually had a squish on you because we ended up being buddy buddy fast enough lol...okay maybe I had half of one

@bungoustraypups — I forgot if you hate ping chains or not so pls pls pls don't blast me I just wanna tell you you're cool and a part of my digital life

@voidplague — I'm going in the order I found the accounts you'd be at top otherwise pookie

@plastikstarz — you never talk to me on Tumblr but like we're literally found family

@ask-chachamaru-kny — I hope you come back some day because you're an early memory for me

Honorable mention:

@briefpeachdinosaur — I don't remember if you're the moot who secretly annoys me or the one so brilliant I am in awe of your existence; my bad, bro

@iri-desky — We became mutuals before I figured out that we weren't supposed to become mutuals and it's kind of too late now and I think you're cool and you seem to like me too so that's happening

Dead mentions/deactivated:

Monsterscribetya, I think about you so often I hope you're safe and well and I miss you

mizinthropy, I will forever regret not saving the fan art that you made me because I grieve more than just a contribution of our relationship. I have nothing to remember you by.

On the chance I missed you, please go blame my drivers who keep me stressed and never stop unloading tasks on me even on my month long "vacation"

favirote moots?

(People you tag have to reblog and say their favorite moots)

Okay wait

@ibrokeurheartbcuzubrokemine @foliverfalls @allyeilishh @addisonraesbaby @emiliesblohsh @bilsslut @noodleswashere @bilsbabyy @bitchesbrokenpromises @billsdollie

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The is one of the only times the most submitted contestant made it to the finals

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Made yet another BSD oc (Chuulai fankid)

@meliae-cinis @nezzs-reblog-addiction @ventiilatte @sunnyblaze29 @monsterswithinme @mystical0bubble

picrew chain time!! make yourself a cheeky little icon using this picrew, reblog & tag ur pals!! to start us off: @lightyaoigami @lightyakami @deelavis @dreamfilleddonuts @catboymettaton @vorareromantic @queer-omens-in-the-archives

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In my brain you're always brush your teeth because intro post

Well thank you

Oral health is very important